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BREAKDOWN
OPENING
Chimpo the Chimp: Can I help you?
C-Mac's Lawyer: Yes, you can, actually. There is one last thing in Connor's will that we somehow forgot about until now. In his security box, he left an envelope with your name on it. I have been instructed to deliver it to you upon his untimely death.
Chimpo the Chimp: Weird. Hand it over, monkey.
The lawyer hands over the manila envelope. He opens it up and out fall four small pills onto his lap. Confused, he pulls out the letter and starts to read to himself. He finishes the letter and just stares blankly at the lawyer.
C-Mac's Lawyer: Well, what does it say, Mr. Chimp?
Chimpo the Chimp: It... it... it...
He can not speak. The contents of the envelope have baffled the talking chimp beyond belief. The scene goes back to the ringside area for the next match...
The scene goes backstage to a small sound stage that is set up like The View. Seated on the couch is Chimpo the Chimp, who is wearing an Indigo Girls t-shirt and some baggy shorts. Along comes Connor MacDady's lawyer, of all people. He sits down on the couch as Chimpo is drinking from a bottle of water.
MATCH
NUMBER ONE
Kevin Victory vs. Mikey Genocide
Standard Singles Match
JC: As you can see, Kevin Victory is already in the ring.
RW: What a jobber. He doesn't even get an on-screen entrance. If he's trying to live up to his father's legacy, he sure is doing a shitty job of it.
"Crank That Calvary Boy" by I Set My Friends On Fire starts to play and former Television Champion Mikey Genocide walks out from backstage with his hands held high.
JC: For those of you who didn't know... this man was known as Maniac Mike in SFT back in 2001 when he won the Television Championship from Reno Destiny and then lost it to Rayn a few weeks later.
RW: Thanks for the history lesson, buddy.
Mikey walks down to the ring, ignoring the fans the whole way. Once he gets to the ring, he takes off his jacket and sets his water bottle down on the ring apron. He then calmly walks up the steps and enters the ring. When both competitors are ready, the bell sounds and the two warriors lock up in the center of the ring. Victory gets the upper hand, throwing elbows into the face of Genocide. Victory backs him up against the ropes and sends him off the ropes. As Genocide comes off the ropes, Victory hits a huge dropkick. Victory pops to his feet and drops an elbow on Genocide's chest. Victory gets up again and starts viciously kicking Genocide in the head. He grabs Genocide's hair and brings him to his feet. Victory hooks Genocide by the head and elivers a stalling brainbuster, then goes for the cover.
JC: 1... 2... NO!
RW: Unbelievable. Mikey Genocide kicked out.
Kevin Victory is furious with the ref. He shoves the ref into the corner and screams at him, claiming the match should be over. Genocide is able to get to his feet. As Victory turns around, Genocide goes for the spear. Victory moves out of the way and Genocide spears the referee! He gets to his feet, pumped from the spear, then notices that he took down the ref instead! Victory thinks he is so smart, but he's not so smart when Genocide comes back with a rebound lariat that takes the big man down. Genocide sneaks up behind Victory and delivers an intense blue thunder bomb, then goes for the pin.
JC: Not going to work... the ref is still down...
Mikey Genocide realizes he's still down and goes to wake him up. As he does so, Victory comes from behind with a low blow that the ref didn't see. Victory rolls up him and uses the rope for leverage.
RW: 1... 2... NO!
Mikey Genocide is able to roll through, then he gets to his feet. As Victory gets up to one knee, Mikey hits him with a shining wizard to the back of the head. This makes Victory rolls to his feet, holding the back of his head. When he turns around, he gets a single knee falling facebreaker!
JC: Genocide Effect!
RW: There's the cover. 1... 2... 3!
The bell sounds and "Crank That Calvary Boy" starts to play again as the referee raises Mikey Genocide's hand in victory.
WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Mikey Genocide via Pinfall
BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
Chimpo the Chimp: Ah, ladies, thanks for joining me. Have a seat...
The four women -- Megan the Monster, Sophia DuBois, Amy Jo Smyth, and Lucia King -- take seats on the large couch. They are all given microphones that they attach to their collars and the cameras have obviously been rolling.
Chimpo the Chimp: Okay, girls. I'm going to cut to the chase. At Hallowed Ground, you four did some horrible, horrible things to Hall of Famer and former Co-Owner Nathan Gust. Would you like to explain to the audience just why you hate Nathan Gust so much that you would take it upon yourselves to not only beat him, but to threaten his life with a gun and crucify him? Lets start with you, Lucia.
Lucia King: I personally don't have anything against Nathan... but if I don't hate him, Megan will eat me.
Chimpo the Chimp: Awkward. Amy Jo?
Amy Jo Smyth: I hate Nathan because he defeated me a long, long time ago. Simple as that.
Chimpo the Chimp: Megs?
Megan the Monster: I hate him because he exposed my baby's secret that nobody gave a fuck about.
Chimpo the Chimp: Sophia?
Sophia DuBois: I hate him because my mom got his mom's sloppy seconds.
Chimpo the Chimp: Wow. This is all some pretty revealing stuff. Oh... shit... is that Nathan Gust!
He points off stage and the four women fix their eyes attentively while Chimpo hops off of the chair and runs past all four of their glasses of water, dropping a pill into each one. He then runs back to his chair exhausted.
Chimpo the Chimp: Sorry. Must've been my imagination.
Megan the Monster: It's a good thing it wasn't him... because I have a little family secret to reveal to the world. It's much bigger and more important than the one he exposed. It's about Aj Nin Red Rum's first son...
Chimpo the Chimpo: Oh... before you expose that huge secret, you all look parched. Please, try a sample of my brand new Chimp Water, on sale now at all SFT events.
The four women oblige, each taking a sip from their glasses of water. Within moments, they all get a funny look on their faces and pass out simultaneously. Chimpo smiles and hops off of the chair once again. He stands facing the couch...
Chimpo the Chimp: I don't know why Connor would want me to do this... but... eh, what the hell...
He unzips his pants and the camera suddenly heads to the ringside area.
JC: What... the... fuck?
RW: That's fucking wrong.
JC: ...
RW: ...
JC: Fuck.
RW: I know, right.
MATCH
NUMBER THREE
JC: And here we go with our next contest, Twilight going up against Josh Konnely.
RW: I dont have to tell you, John, that I'm going to like this match.
Basketcase by Greenday hits as he slowly walks to the ring and sits in his corner till his opponent gets in and the bell rings.
JC: Here's Twilight.
RW: The Master of Controversy is here! And he's waiting for his opponent.
"NEVER BACK DOWN IN THE FACE ANGER!" The lights flicker, then go out as "In The Face Of Anger" by Shattersphere blares through the arena. A yellow light illuminates the stage area as two rockets of pyro fly from the far side of the arena to explode on the stage. Josh Konnely steps out into the smoke left by the exploding pyro, and raises his arms as the crowd boos. With his fists clenched and a scowl on his face, Konnely walks down the aisle to ringside. He runs up the steps, walks to the center of the apron, and climbs through the ropes into the ring. There he stretches against the ropes and gets ready to fight.
RW: This guy is a pretty big badass.
JC: And it looks like they're ready to shed some blood.
The bell rings and Konnely and Twilight lock up in the middle of the ring. They struggle but neither man gives an inch and they break the lock up. They look each other over and size each other up once more, and meet in the middle of the ring and lock up. Twilight hooks on a headlock, but Konnely backs Twilight up to the ropes and shoots him off. On the rebound Twilight plows into Konnely with a shoulder block, and goes for a quick pin, which only gets a 1 count. Twilight picks up Konnely for a bodyslam but Konnely reverses and lands behind Twilight and hooks on a sleeper, in an attempt to setup a rear naked choke, but Twilight quickly gets to the ropes, and the referee breaks up the hold.
JC: Wow, that could've been it.
RW: No way, Twilight is too clever to fall for those submission moves.
Twilight keeps on holding onto the ropes and rubs his throat as Konnely is backed up by the ref. Twilight points at Konnely and wags his finger. They attempt a lock up again, but Twilight kicks Konnely in the gut, and then rakes the eyes. Twilight then clubs Konnely's back and Konnely stumbles over to the ropes. Twlight punches Konnely in the back of the head and pulls him away from the ropes and sets up for Darkest Lights but Konnely gets out of the holds and grabs Twilights arm, spinning over and hooking on a cross armbreaker.Twilight hooks his hands together, trying to keep Konnely from hooking on the hold completely, but Konnely punches at Twilight's hands. As this happens Twilight struggles and wiggles to the ropes, and as Konnely finally gets Twilight's hands unclasped Twilight is at the ropes and Konnely has to break the hold. Konnely gets off the hold and backs up, as Twilight gets up. Konnely rushes at Twilight but Twilight ducks down, holding the top rope as he does so, causing Konnely to fall over the top rope to the outside. Twilight lays down on the mat for a moment and then rolls out of the ring and starts stomping on Konnely.
1...
2.....
Twilight picks up Konnely and whips him to the ringside guardrail as the referee is yelling at them to get back in the ring.
5...
6....
Twilight attempts to slam Konnely's head into the rail but Konnely blocks, and punches Twilight in the gut, and then russian legsweep's Twilight, and then hooks on a octopus hold on the floor.
9...
10....
JC: WOW what a match this could've been if they hadn't been counted out.
RW: Why won't he let go of the move, John!
The referee calls for the bell and deems the match a double count-out. Konnely still has the octopus hold hooked on as from the back TK Money comes running down the aisle. He grabs a chair on his way around the ring and comes to Konnely and slams the chair on Konnely's head.
JC: HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE RANDY!
RW: I WANT SOME PANCAKES, JOHN!
TK checks on Twilight, who looks groggy. TK throws the chair into the ring and then rolls Konnely into the ring and follows in. TK starts punching and beating down Konnely, as he tries to fight back. Konnely starts getting the upperhand and attempts a Konntempt, but Twilight is in the ring and connects with a chairshot to Konnely's head.
JC: That's his second chairshot tonight!
RW: I think his brains are scrambled now.
Twilight and TK start beating down Konnely as he's laid out on the mat. The referees and security from the back rush the ring to get Twilight and TK Money off of Konnely. Twilight and TK leave the ring and raise their arms in victory as they walk away.
JC: What a dispicable action.
RW: They sent a message, and that message was don't mess with Twilight and TK Money.
WINNER OF THIS MATCH:
Nobody via Double Count Out BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
Chimpo the Chimp: And that concludes another thrilling edition of Chimpo's Corner. Next time, my guest wil--
Before he can finish, former SFT superstar John Law walks up onto the stage and looks at the four naked women spread out around Chimpo. Before he can say anything, he throws up all over the coffee table and leaves.
Chimpo the Chimp: Classic. Anyway, my guest next time will be whoever is stupid enough to follow up this act. Holla.
Chimpo puts the cigar out in Megan's nappy hair, then gets off the couch and puts his clothes back on. He walks off the stage and starts walking down the hallway, where he sees Mikey Genocide and Kevin Victory talking together. He runs up to them and starts waving his arms...
Chimpo the Chimp: Kayfabe! Kayfabe!
Mikey Genocide: Fuck you, monkey.
Chimpo punches Mikey in the nuts, sending him into a fetal position. Kevin laughs...
Kevin Victory: That was hilarious, Chimpo. Hey... man... that Chimpo's Corner was fucked up. Was that really in Connor's will?
Chimpo the Chimp: Yeah. It was some kind of sick fucking joke. After fucking those bitches, I'm going back to being gay.
Kevin Victory: Whatever floats your boat man. I'm not homophobic at all. For real though... thanks.
Chimpo the Chimp: For what?
Kevin Victory: For stopping Megan before... you know...
Chimpo the Chimp: Not a problem, kid. Your secret is safe with me. Hey... is that Nathan Gust?!
Chimpo points, Kevin looks. Chimpo punches Kevin in the nuts and he goes down in a fetal position, too. Chimpo laughs his ass off as the scene fades back to the ringside area.
JC: I just don't know about this company any more. First the Shawn Walsh and Brandi James sex tape... then the Holocaust crucifying the entire staff... now Chimpo the Chimp raping the unconscious foursome of Amy Jo Smyth, Sophia DuBois, Lucia King, and Megan the Monster. What's next... Connor MacDaddy comes back from the grave?
RW: Spoiler alert, John.
JC: What?
RW: Nothing...
JC: Okay... moving on...
MATCH
NUMBER FOUR
Dameon is in the ring as Kyle Murphy’s music hits. He simply walks out with a barb wire kendo stick and nails Dameon in the face. Dameon for some reason didn’t move? Kyle just covers Dameon the ref counts 1………2…………3!
RW: Well there you go, Kyle is more than ready for his world title shot next week.
WINNER OF THIS MATCH:
Kyle Murphy via Pinfall BACKSTAGE SEGMENT
We go to the backstage area one last time where a man is watching the monitor. We can not see his face, only the back of his head. As we look over his shoulder, he was watching Murphy and Dameon's "match."
Unknown Man: You are weak, Damoen. Have you learned nothing?
He shakes his head and we go to the ringside area.
JC: I don't know what's going on with that... but up next is our main event between Rayn and Megan the Monster, who was apparently raped backstage by Chimpo the Chimp.
RW: The first episode of Breakdown in what seems like forever and we saw a monkey rape four women.
JC: Uhh, he's a chimp, Randy.
RW: Whatever. It's the same damn thing.
JC: Hardly...
MATCH
NUMBER TWO
The lights around the arena all go off along with the SFT-tron fading to darkness. After a few moments of nothing, the green and white strobe lights begin to go off around the entrance underneath the SFT-tron as three green searchlights start to circle around the arena.
Some kind of evidence, Some kind of reason, Why I can't find a way, To begin my life
Rayn walks out from the entrance, standing right above the green and white strobes going off around the entrance as the rest of the arena stays dark except for the green search lights. He looks downwards for a moment, before looking up towards the ring.
Somewhere in this dying day, If I can only find a way for my escape, I find it hard to concentrate with all my past mistakes, TO BEGIN MY LIFE!
A spotlight shines down on him as he starts to walk down the ramp way. He gets to the ring, before pausing for a moment looking around the arena. He then walks over to the stairs and steps up them slowly, before walking across the ring apron and coming to the turnbuckle. He climbs up to the second rope, then raises his right arm up above his head for a moment. He lowers his arm before droping down to the apron, and climbing into the ring between the ropes.
Announcer: Weighing in at two hundred thirty pounds, he is the former SFT World Heavyweight Champion, and former one half of the SFT Tag Team Champions... RAYN!
Rayn walks across the ring, to the opposite turnbuckle. He steps up on the second rope, looking out at the crowd as he raises his right arm into the air again.
JC: After dropping the Flesh And Bone Championship to Kyle Murphy at Hallowed Ground, I'm sure Rayn would like to get back in the win column here.
RW: You always have to harp on someone's failures and kick them while they're down, don't you?
Just as Rayn hops down from the second rope, Megan The Monster slides into the ring behind him and knocks him down to the mat with a forearm to the back of the head.
JC: The returning Megan just came out of nowhere and clobbered Rayn from behind!
RW: I think The Monster was under the ring!
The referee calls for the bell and makes Megan back away from Rayn and let him get to his feet. When Rayn gets to his feet, Megan runs at him again and takes him down with a flying headlock takeover. He pops right back up, and she puts him down again with a jumping snapmare. Megan leaves Rayn in a seated position off the snapmare, bounces off the ropes, and hits a dropkick to his back.
JC: Megan The Monster with that aggressive opening to this match hasn't allowed Rayn to get out of the gates!
RW: No doubt about that. Rayn hasn't even been able to defend himself against Megan's rush.
Rayn pounds the mat as he goes to all fours, then gets to his feet. He grabs Megan in a grapple and maneuvers her into a headlock. She backs him against the ropes and pushes him off to the opposite side. Rayn bounces off the ropes, and runs right into a hip toss from MTM. He gets up again, and she sends him back down with a dropkick. Rayn rolls out of the ring, trying to gather himself on the outside.
JC: Rayn's practically pulling his hair out here as he tries to figure out Megan The Monster.
RW: She is pretty strange, isn't she?
Rayn slides back into the ring, and Megan goes to elbow drop him across the back. Rayn rolls out of the way, and Megan hits nothing but canvas. He gets to his feet and grabs her as she tries to get to her feet, hitting her with a fisherman suplex. Rayn follows up by bringing MTM to her feet and tossing her with a T-Bone suplex.
JC: Here comes the Rayn!
RW: Really? Did you really have to do that?
JC: Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
RW: Who you think you are, Kyle Murphy? Anyway, your point is well made. Megan could be in trouble now. Once Rayn starts throwing you around with those suplexes, he's mighty tough to stop.
Rayn goes for a cover, but Megan kicks out before two. Rayn brings The Monster right back to her feet and hits a swinging neckbreaker. He then waits for Megan to get to her feet and grabs her from behind for a reverse DDT. He hits it and goes for another cover.
1...
2...
Megan kicks out.
JC: That's not going to slay the Monster.
RW: You really are turning into Kyle Murphy, aren't you? It might not beat her, but it will certainly wear her down. All the energy she expends kicking out of pin attempts is going to weaken her as the match progresses.
Rayn stands and drops an elbow across Megan, then waits for her to get up. When she does stand, he charges and puts her back on the mat with a clothesline. Rayn delivers another elbow drop, then goes to the top rope. He comes off with The Acid Drop, but Megan moves out of the way and Rayn lands back first on nothing but mat. Megan stands up as Rayn rolls to his stomach. When he pushes his way to his feet, Megan bounces off the ropes and hits him with an ax kick.
JC: The ax kick puts down Rayn!
RW: This could be it here!
Megan The Monster goes to the corner, out to the apron, and makes her way to the top rope.
JC: I think Megan's feeling Monster-y!
RW: Don't you mean "froggy?"
JC: What?
RW: As in the "Frog Splash?"
JC: No, it's the MONSTER MASH!
Megan dives off the top rope with the Monster Mash, but this time it's Rayn who moves out of the way. Megan hits the mat hard, clutching her ribs as the wind is driven out of her.
RW: OR NOT!
Rayn sees an opening as Megan stands doubled over. He positions her in a double underhook and hits the EPIPHANY!
JC: EPIPHANY!
RW: Oh no! The missed Mash might cost Megan The Monster this match!
JC: Nice alliteration, Randy.
RW: Why, thank you.
1...
2...
MEGAN KICKS OUT!
JC: HOLY SHOULDER UP, BATMAN! Megan kicked out of the Epiphany!
RW: What a monster!
Rayn stands up, irate. He immediately pulls Megan up and lifts her in a fireman's carry.
JC: From The Cradle...!
RW: To Enslave!
Rayn gets the triangle choke locked in on Megan The Monster, and the referee checks for a submission. Megan waves him off.
JC: Megan just won't give up!
RW: But she has nowhere to go!
Rayn applies more pressure on the choke, wrenching it in as tight as he can. Megan slowly begins to fade, and as she begins to feel her self blacking out, she taps out.
JC: Rayn does it! Rayn gets the win!
RW: A very game Megan The Monster with an aggressive, impressive return, but the former World Champion proves too much for her on this night!
Rayn gets to his feet and the referee raises his arm. Kalis pulls his arm away and pulls Megan to her feet. Pushing her head down, he sets her in the double underhook position again and delivers the EPIPHANY a second time.
JC: NO! Not a second Ephiphany! Damn it!
RW: What the Hell was that for?!
JC: I know these two have had some issues in the past, but that's just uncalled for!
RW: Agreed!
WINNER OF THIS MATCH:
Rayn via Submission BREAKDOWN
CLOSING
With Rayn's music playing, the former multi-time champion heads up the ramp. He turns around and stares as Megan starts to get up in the ring. When he gets to the top of the ramp, he stops and raises his arms. From behind him comes a man with a limp.
JC: Jesus Christ on a pogo stick!
RW: No, John. It's Nathan Gust!
Rayn sees him and looks defensive, but Nathan raises his arm in the air. Rayn smiles and nods his head.
JC: What a liar. He said he'd never be on SFT television again. What a crock of shit.
RW: He's a dirty, decieving bastard. Fuck that guy.
The show goes off the air suddenly as we get a close up of Rayn's arm being raised in ultimate victory.
FADE
TO BLACK
We once again head backstage to the small stage that is set up. It appears as if a live episode of Chimpo's Corner is going to be held in just a few minutes. We see Chimpo now sitting on the arm chair next to the couch. As he is adjusting his microphone and looking over his list of questions, his guests enter stage right.
Twilight v. Josh Konnely
Non-Title Match
We head to the set of Chimpo's Corner once again. Amy Jo, Megan, Lucia, and Sophia are all sprawled out on the couch and arm chair, naked and unconscious. Chimpo is in between Megan and Sophia on the couch with a huge cigar in his mouth...
Dameon vs. Kyle Murphy
Flesh and Bone Match
Rayn vs. Megan the Monster
Standard Singles Match
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