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We see previews for Friday the 13th and GI Joe, then we see RW and JC take their spots.
MATCH
NUMBER ONE
Live Wire vs. Jack Jones
Standard Match Match
First match of the night is the returning star Livewire against another returning star Jack Jones. The bell rings. Jack Jones with a forearm, then a flying clothesline, followed by a lariat. Jack with a spinebuster as he covers Livewire and the ref counts 1……..2……..3!
RW: Wow Jack didn’t give Livewire a chance to do anything.
JC: Quick and very painful.
WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Jack Jones via Pinfall!!!
MATCH
NUMBER TWO
DVD vs. Erik Dean vs. Kyle Murphy
IC Title Match, Triple threat Match
We come back from commercial break to see DVD and Erik Dean in the ring right now. "Mutherfucker Of The Year" by Mötley Crüe hits the loudspeakers and gold pyro erupts at the stage area. Kyle Murphy walks out with the SFT Intercontinental Championship around his waist. He walks down the ramp to ringside, where leaps to the top of the steps, then walks backward to the middle of the apron. He raises his left arm before stepping through the ropes and into the ring. From there he goes to the far corner and climbs to the second rope. There he removes the SFT Intercontinental Championship from around his waist and raises it over his head. The crowd roars its approval, and Murphy steps down off the second rope. Handing the belt to the referee, he holds up his right arm and prepares himself for a fight.
JC: Looks like Murphy is ready to defend the championship tonight!
RW: It should be a very good match with Erik Dean, DVD and Murphy involved. We’re talking of fucking royalty in that ring tonight. Just imagine how many world titles there are between just DVD and Murphy alone!
JC: I don’t know… like… four?
RW: More like Forty-four!
JC: Wow… They’re old.
RW: What the hell is wrong with you tonight! Show some respect!
JC: Sorry I took a xanax an hour before the show and it’s hitting me hard right now.
RW: Where the hell did you get Xanax?
JC: Bought it from these two fine upstanding gentlemen in the parking lot.
RW: Jorge and George?
JC: Yeah that’s them!
RW: Something tells me you’re not going to remember tonight.
JC: Probably not!
Back in the ring we find ourselves with the three wrestlers looking at one another as the referee explains the rules and holds up the championship over his head. The bell is rung as the belt is handed out of the ring and the three men just stand there staring at one another.
RW: This is a very dangerous match for Murphy tonight! He could lose the title without being pinned!
JC: He could also lose it if we find steroids in his bag in the back.
RW: We don’t test for steroids.
JC: Oh then that’s good or else Murphy would be so fire!
RW: Jesus, this is gonna suck commentating with you through your xanax.
Erik Dean is the first to do anything except stare when he pushes them back and tells them that he is going to be walking out of the ring tonight with the championship. DVD and Kyle Murphy look at one another and then at Erik and they both just sock him at the same time in mid-sentence knocking him clear out as he just falls in a heap on to the ground!
JC: What a shot!
RW: A Pair of them!
JC: No really this shot! A fan just gave me some Jack over the barricade! Way to go dude!
Back in the ring we see Erik down on the ground as DVD and Kyle both look down at him as he just lays there unconscious. Kyle then looks at DVD and before DVD can react he goes after him tackling him to the ground and begins to punch furiously in to the 10,000,000 time world champion! DVD is able to fight his way out of it shifting the weight with his hips and gets ground control over Murphy and begins just throwing elbows in to the face of Murphy! Murphy and DVD fight down on the ground as Erik just lays dormant in the background.
RW: Those shots from DVD and Murphy were giant apparently! Erik hasn’t moved an inch!
Back in the ring Murphy and DVD are back up on their feet fighting in the corner as Kyle grabs a hold of DVD and ships him off across the ring to the other turnbuckles with an Irish whip. DVD jumps over Dean and lands in the turnbuckles. Kyle then follows, also jumping over Dean, and hits DVD with a Clothesline! DVD falls to the ground in the corner and Kyle showboats quickly for the fans before returning to his long time opponent. Kyle picks up DVD and brings him back to a standing position and delivers a few well placed chops to the chest of Dave.
RW: You could hear those chops all the way in Toledo!
JC: I doubt it, Toledo is pretty far.
RW: It’s a phrase you stoned idiot!
Back in the ring Kyle has picked up DVD and placed him on the top turnbuckle! Kyle begins to climb up after him and starts throwing punches in to the recently returning veteran. Shot after shot is delivered to the head as Kyle now wraps the arm of DVD around his own head and looks for the super-plex! The crowd begins to get nervous for the two very big heavy weights on the top rope. DVD begins to fight it though! He delivers a few punches to the gut of Kyle breaking the balance that Kyle had on the ropes as still sit perched.
RW: Oh this is a bad place to be! Who will come out victorious on the turnbuckles?
JC: I don’t know but this chick over here is smoking! Do you think she’s 18? Cause her face says no, but her body says hell yeah!
RW: Oh God…
Back in the ring DVD picks up Kyle off the turnbuckles and turns and drops him on to the apron of the ring face first! Kyle bounces as he hits the apron and then on to the floor rolling to the barricade holding his chest as fans lean over and pat the big Irish guy on the back.
RW: What a move! DVD just effectively may have taken Murphy out of the match!
DVD looks around as he notices Erik Dean still in the center of the ring unconscious! DVD stands up on the top turnbuckle and comes off with a quick frogsplash on to Erik Dean and goes for the cover!
1…
2….
3!
RW: I don’t’ believe it! DVD is the Intercontinental Champion!
Kyle Murphy reaches the apron to see the final count but can’t do anything about it after the reversal on the turnbuckle as the fans cheer for the long time SFT alumni winning yet another championship.
RW: I can’t believe Dean didn’t move the entire match.
JC: Glass Jaws happen man.
The referee hands DVD the championship and raises his hand high in the air for all to see as the crowd cheers them on and Kyle Murphy looks on with a slight grimace but a noticeable smile as well for his old opponent. We now go to a commercial.
WINNER OF THIS MATCH: DVD via Pinfall!!!
MATCH
NUMBER THREE
Twilight vs. Daniel Jacobson
????? Match
Both men are in the ring as Twilight starts it off with a big boot to the face. Daniel fights back with a shoulder block. Daniel with a powerbomb as he covers Twilight and the ref counts 1,2,kickout!
RW: Close one.
As Daniel goes for a tomahawk chop off the top ropes Twilight ducks and then DDT’s him instantly. Twilight with his Setting Sun move he just came out with, he nails it, covers him 1………………2……………..3!
RW: We have a new champion!
WINNER OF THIS MATCH: Twilight via Pinfall!!!
MATCH
NUMBER FOUR
Redd vs. Grizzly Z
Hardcore Title Match
Amanda Summers: The Following match is set for one fall and is for the SFT Hardcore Championship!
The sounds of Redd’s entrance music begins to play as the lights go down low and the big man comes walking out on to the stage waving a chair in one hand as he seems ready for this match to begin!
RW: What a match we have for you before our main event!
JC: That’s right! Redd versus the giant of Grizzly z!
Redd gets about half way down the ramp before out of nowhere Grizzly Z comes and just pops him in the back of the head with a trashcan!
JC: Doesn’t look like we’re waiting for the entrances to end.
Redd goes down to the floor rolling down the aisle a little bit as Grizzly grabs him and quickly goes for a cover as the referee runs out of the ring and up to them and goes for the count but Redd already kicks out with force. Z stands up and begins to just lay the boots in to the gut of Redd.
RW: Z did not come to play tonight, he came to maul!
Redd covers up as Z walks over to the chair that Redd dropped and comes walks back with it. Redd gets up and manages to put his hands up and stop the chair from crashing with his head he throws the chair out of Z’s hands and down on to the aisle and hits the big guy with a few punches to the jaw sending them walking back up the aisle.
JC: They’re serious tonight folks!
RW: We’re gonna rock the house to the ground tonight friends!
Z gets sent head first in to the steel guardrail by Redd and he begins to unleash some wicked shots to the small of Z’s back. Z tenses up in pain and walks further up the aisle to the side of the ramp as they walk back towards one of the control areas and crane cameras used to broadcast the event. Redd finds a two-by-four just laying around and walks it over the back of Z and it breaks in half splintering all over the place. Z again tenses up in pain as he walks further in the back. Z turns around as Redd comes charging with a double axe handle but Z throws a knee in to the gut. Z grabs Redd by the back of the head and then throws him in to a wall underneath the second deck of fans as they cheer on the two wrestlers.
JC: Looks like they’re headed to the back!
RW: That would be a very astute observation colleague!
JC: Stop using so many syllables!
In the back Z has control of the match and shoulder thrusts Redd in to a cement wall. As Redd lets out a quick groan of pain Z thrusts him again in to the wall two more times before Redd falls to the floor sitting against the wall holding his back. Z stands there for a moment catching his breath as fans with backstage passes for tonight’s show yell at the camera and try to get on tv as Security holds them back from getting too close to the action.
RW: Tonight is half off beer night.
JC: Half off beer night?
RW: Yep. Drink enough beer return home with half your clothes off.
JC: That was so lame.
RW: Not as lame as your dick is when you try to please your lady.
JC: WHAT the hell!? Where did that come from!?
RW: Sorry I’ve been reading books on how to insult people. It was written by these black guys off a def comedy jam special…
JC: You need to get a hobby, quick!
Back in the back the match is actually still going. The two of them have now moved on from that wall and gone to another wall next to a pillar. The pillar is currently holding up Z who has lost control of the match to Redd. Redd looks around and finds a chair just laying around as he walks back over to Z who is standing against the pillar with his eyes closed and pain just etched all over his face. Redd winds up the chair and swings straight for Z’s head but Z ducks it and all we hear is the echo that goes throughout the entire arena.
RW: That would of probably ended Z’s career!
JC: That’s why they call it hardcore! You take your life in to your own hands when you’re in a match like this!
The two of them continue down the back as they pass by a ‘wet floor’ sign on the ground. A little bit slippery the two of them manage to keep their foot as they throw punches at one another. We see in the background a guy mopping.
JC: Hope they don’t slip, last thing we need is for them to fall on the ground and knock themselves out.
Guy: Hey if you don’t mind, get off my floor. I just cleaned that!
Says the guy who has the back of his head to the camera. The two wrestlers pay no attention as they just continue to go back and forth leaving skid marks on the ground from their wrestling boots as it just annoys and irritates the guy with the mop.
Guy: HEY!
The guy yells and the stop mid-punch and look over towards the man with the mop.
Guy: Get off my floor!
The two of them just look at each other and shrug and go back to hitting one another with rights and lefts!
JC: I think they’re pissing this guy off.
RW: That’s a very mad Janitor. Wonder if it’s Dan.
JC: Nah, couldn’t be that’s not an English accent.
The two of them continue to fight as the guy just gets so mad he leaves the view of the camera.
JC: Guess he decided it wasn’t worth it.
The two of them hit one another with simultaneous shots as they stands there on the wet floor trying to keep steady as we just see the skid marks on the floor gathering up and making the floor all that much more dirty. Then suddenly out of nowhere Redd is just on the floor for no reason! Z looks around as he’s unsure of what has happened.
RW: What the fuck was that?
JC: I don’t know I just saw a black blur and then Redd was out cold on the cement.
Z looks around confused as he bends down to turn Redd over and go for a pin attempt but as he does so he notices a pair of shoes to the left of him. As he turns his head to look up he finds himself face down on the ground as well and knocked out!
RW: What the hell? Both of them are now knocked out unconscious on the ground! How are we supposed to finish this hardcore title match?!
JC: More importantly, who the hell knocked them out?!
The camera pans up to show what Z was looking at. The camera gets to head level and there in a black mask we find none other than Hardcore Hect!
Hect: I told you! Get off my Fucking Floor I was cleaning!
RW: It was Hect!
The referee looks at the camera and yells “No Contest” repeatedly as the bell is rung in the arena.
JC: What a bizarre ending…
RW: Welcome to Strike Towers!
Hect: And Don’t forget to go to http://hectdoggind.webs.com/ !
JC: And there’s the cheap plug of the night!
WINNER OF THIS MATCH: No Contest via !!!
After the match Grizzly Z gets up and holds out his hand to Redd, he helps him to his feet, they shake hands and walk away in separate directions.RW: In the end, mutual respect replaces any animosity. Good job by both me!
MATCH
NUMBER FOUR
TK Money vs. Josh Konnely
World Title Match
Du Hast by Rammstein hits as Blood Money make their way to the ring. TK gets in as the crowds are booing him wildly.
NEVER BACK DOWN IN THE FACE ANGER!" The lights flicker, then go out as "In The Face Of Anger" by Shattersphere blares through the arena. A yellow light illuminates the stage area as two rockets of pyro fly from the far side of the arena to explode on the stage. Josh Konnely steps out into the smoke left by the exploding pyro, and raises his arms as the crowd boos. With his fists clenched and a scowl on his face, Konnely walks down the aisle to ringside. He runs up the steps, walks to the center of the apron, and climbs through the ropes into the ring. There he stretches against the ropes and gets ready to fight. Josh Nails TK with the world title. AS the bell rings.
RW: Well Josh used the element of surprise here.
JC: I think he winning the world title was as big a surprise as we’ll get.
Josh with a faceblock, then a brainbuster! He covers TK but Twilight makes the save. The ref warns Twilight to not interfere again.
Josh with a snap suplex. Then an inverted backbreaker. Twilight tries to get in the ring and gets nailed with an Inverted Backbreaker!
RW: I think this could be the end, TK has not been himself tonight.
Josh nails his Konntempt, then finishes him off with The Pentagram. Its all over by then the ref calls for the bell.
JC: Josh Konnely defends the world title for the first time and what a defense it was.
WINNER OF THIS MATCH: WInner via Method!!!
Breakdown closes with a preview of next weeks breakdown of Redd vs. Lucretia Black, no holds barred.