JC: This next contest is bound to be one Hell of a collision!

RW: That it is, it's the triple threat match between three of the true greats in this business! Lucretia Black, The Dark Wolf and Dave Van Dam!

"King Kill 33" by Marilyn Manson hits the loudspeakers and Lucretia Black emerges.

Amanda Summers: The following contest is a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH and it is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, hailing from nowhere and weighing in at 135 pounds, she is the current United States Champion... LUCRETIA BLACK!

With Lucretia now in the ring, "Plowed" by Sponge hits next, summoning The Dark Wolf from the back.

Amanda Summers: Introducing second, he calls the City of Lost Angels home and weighs in tonight at 212 pounds... THE DARK WOLF!

Even as The Dark Wolf is climbing the ringsteps to the apron, Dave Van Dam's music hits and he appears on stage.

JC: Wait a second, it looks as though Lucretia isn't going to wait for Van Dam! She's gone after The Dark Wolf as soon as he got into the ring!

RW: That's "Ms. Black" to you, John!

All Hell has already broken loose in the ring as Ms. Black has begun reigning down clubbing forearms across the head, back and neck of TDW. Amanda Summers, who was in the ring for the introductions, scurries to get out of harm's way. At the top of the ramp, Dave Van Dam runs down the aisle, but when he gets to ringside he appears to change his mind and puts on the brakes. Instead he turns to his left and looks over at the fans at ringside. He shrugs and makes the thing with his thumbs where he points to himself three times, prompting the crowd to ring out with...

Crowd: DAVE... VAN... DAM!

Meanwhile in the ring, The Dark Wolf has pushed off Ms. Black. Lucretia pops right up and charges again. Immediately TDW pushes her to the mat again, and again Lucretia pops right back up to her feet. This prompts a staredown between the two. After a moment Dark Wolf and Black lock up.

JC: Here we go!

RW: This match has already gotten off to a hot start, and the referee hasn't even called for the opening bell yet!

JC: Well I believe that's because Van Dam has yet to get in the ring, Randy.

In the ring Ms. Black and The Dark Wolf are still in the "collar-and-elbow tie-up." Neither one can seem to get an upper hand and, in frustration, they break the clinch and stare each other down again. Now they begin to throw right hands, slugging it out in the middle of the ring. Now Van Dam slides in the ring and charges his two opponents, trying to get the jump on them. Seemingly with some sort of shared ESP, Black and TDW take a step back simultaneously and catch Van Dam by the head, temporarily working together to throw Dave over the top rope and right back out to the floor on the opposite side from where he'd just entered.

JC: WHOA! Thanks for coming, Dave!

The bell rings, officially starting the match.

RW: And with that we're finally under way!

Lucretia now begins to back The Dark Wolf up with a series of knife edge chops, the crowd "woo"ing right along. In the corner Ms. Black begins to bury her boot repeatedly into the midsection of Dark Wolf, but TDW fires back by grabbing Lucretia with both hands by the back of the head and reversing her into the corner. Quickly he lifts her up and sits her on the top rope. He puts one foot on the second rope, but is stopped dead in his tracks by a right hand from Lucretia. Ms. Black then proceeds to bite TDW's forehead.

JC: Oh my! The Dark Wolf is getting bit!

RW: Wow, clever, John!

JC: Thank you, Randy!

RW: I was being sarcastic, you twit!

JC: How can I tell that? It's written.

RW: ... Perplexed, Randy slaps John in the back of the head.

Back in the ring, Lucretia Black has released her biting of The Dark Wolf's forehead after a five count from the referee, who was powerless to stop it. Dark Wolf staggers away back to the center of the ring, holding the victimized area of his head.

JC: The Dark Wolf looks out of it!

RW: Well, duh, she was just biting his temple, for Christ sake!

The Dark Wolf instinctively walks back toward where Lucretia is still seated on the top rope, trying to free herself from that predicament. Ms. Black thinks quickly and grabs Dark Wolf's left arm- which was still clutching his head- and catches him quickly with "Black's Law."

JC: BLACK'S LAW! Having picked his spot again, Dave Van Dam slides in the ring and begins to stomp Ms. Black, who is down on the mat herself after delivering her tornado armbar type maneuver to The Dark Wolf. Lucretia rolls over onto her stomach and pushes up onto all fours. Van Dam pays this no mind, instead proceeding to lay in forearm shots to her exposed back and neck. This forces Ms. Black back down to the mat on her stomach and Dave starts laying the boots to her again. Lucretia rolls to get away, eventually rolling right out of the ring.

JC: Here comes Dave Van Dam on the offensive!

With Lucretia Black now out of the ring, Dave Van Dam turns around, only to be met immediately with The Dark Wolf's trademarked "Super Kick."

JC: Super Kick!

RW: Must you continue stating the obvious?

JC: Well, that IS our job, Randy! The Dark Wolf looks over at Ms. Black down on the floor, and sees his opening. Pulling Van Dam up, TDW locks DVD in the dragon sleeper he calls the "Wolf's Jaws."

JC: The Dark Wolf with a submission move applied here! And Ms. Black is still down on the floor!

RW: That's his finishing hold! The Dark Wolf may have this match won!

JC: Now look who's stating the obvious!

On the outside Lucretia now makes it back to her feet, and notices an opportunity of her own. The Dark Wolf has his back turned to her as he is wearing down Van Dam in the Wolf's Jaws. Jumping at the opportunity, she slides into the ring, creeps up behind Dark Wolf... and slaps him in a Kata-Ha-Jime type hold.

JC: Uh-oh! Now Dark Wolf is the one being choked out!

RW: What a way to seize an opening!

As The Dark Wolf fades, he is forced to relinquish his hold on Van Dam, who collapses to the mat and rolls away, trying to catch his breath. Lucretia acts quickly again, turning her hold into her LUCRETIATING PAIN finisher!

JC: The Kiss Of Death!

RW: That's "Lucretiating Pain", dumbshit.

JC: Hey, that was uncalled for!

RW: So? Get over it.

Lucretia now goes for the first pin of the match.

1... 2... NO!

Just before the ref's hand can come down a third time, Dave Van Dam comes lunging through the air and landing on top of Lucretia to break up the pin.

JC: Wow! I thought Lucretia had this thing won, but at the last second Van Dam was able to save this match for himself and for The Dark Wolf!

RW: Dave Van Dam doesn't want to lose this match anymore than Ms. Black or Dark Wolf does, John.

JC: I think that goes without say, Randy. He's not an infinity-time SFW and SFT World Heavyweight Champion for nothing.

RW: I believe "infinity-time" might be a bit of an exaggeration, but it's a point well made on your part, John.

Dave Van Dam now rolls over to the ropes, again trying to by himself time. Meanwhile Ms. Black attempts to go back on the attack, bringing The Dark Wolf to his feet. TDW catches her by surprise, though, hooking her up and delivering a vertical suplex. Ms. Black gets quickly back to her feet, only to be lifted up and put back down hard with a scoop slam. Lucretia gets up a little slower this time and is met with a spinebuster for her efforts.

JC: Here comes The Dark Wolf building his best offense of the match! Pulling her up, The Dark Wolf quickly drops Ms. Black with MIDNIGHT! He covers!

1... 2... Lucretia kicks out!

RW: OH MY GOD! I can't believe she kicked out!

The Dark Wolf stands up and slaps his thigh three times, calling for the Super Kick. Lucretia Black struggles to her feet, her back turned to Dark Wolf. When Ms. Black turns around, TDW goes for the Super Kick. But Lucretia ducks underneath, swinging around behind TDW's back, grabbing his head and dropping him with a cutter all in one move.

JC: Diamond cutter by Lu... Ms. Black!

Now Dave Van Dam spots an opening and climbs to the top rope.

JC: Van Dam up top!

RW: But who's he going for? Ms. Black and The Dark Wolf are both on their backs in the ring! Dave Van Dam leaps off the top rope... and splashes down on Ms. Black!

JC: Oh my God! Dave Van Dam just came off the top rope, leapt clear over the fallen Dark Wolf and landed the frog splash on Ms. Black! He flew almost clear across the ring!

RW: THAT WAS AWESOME!

The crowd is cheering its appreciation of the move as all three combatants are down in the ring. Clutching his ribs, Van Dam rolls into the cover.

JC: Van Dam might have it!

RW: One... two... thr... NO!

JC: The Dark Wolf came out of nowhere to break up that pin attempt at the last possible second! Lucretia stands up and simply rakes at the face of Dark Wolf as he is cut open. Dark Wolf falls, and we see Lucretia with blood on her hands. She wipes it on the left side of her face. Now her whole left side of face is bloodied. As we see her eyes piercing.

RW: Half white face, half blood face? That seems familiar.

JC: Perhaps a homage to her father?

Dark Wolf sweeps the legs of Lucretia, now Wolf is Pulling DVD to his feet, TDW tosses him over the top rope to the floor.

JC: I think The Dark Wolf might think he has an opportunity to pick Ms. Black's bones! The Dark Wolf is jaw-jacking at Dave Van Dam, but now Lucretia Black pops up and grabs Dark Wolf from behind.

JC: What's Ms. Black got in mind here?!

RW: I believe she's setting him up for the Immovable Object!

Indeed Ms. Black has hooked The Dark Wolf for her trademark move, the Immovable Object. She attempts to lift him, but as she is doubled over and pushing up with her legs, the weight of Dark Wolf proves to much for her. Her legs, wobbly beneath the weight, give out. She falls forward with TDW landing right on her head.

JC: Oh no! That could well have done some serious damage to Ms. Black!

RW: I knew she couldn't lift the 212 pound Dark Wolf! What was she thinking?!

JC: Randy, she may have been able to do it under normal circumstances, but she's already been through Hell with TDW and DVD. The fatigue was just too much.

Lucretia Black rolls out of the ring and now all three are down again. The referee just looks at all three, confused.

RW: The ref has to do something here!

JC: What can he do? It's a triple threat!

Rolling himself over to the ropes, The Dark Wolf uses them to pull himself to his feet, then climbs out of the ring. Grabbing Lucretia Black, he brings her to her feet and drives her head into the announce table. This seems to anger Ms. Black, as she grabs Dark Wolf's head and slams him face first into the announce table as well.

JC: Oh great!

RW: How come they've always got to come over here?!

Walking over to the timekeeper's table, Lucretia grabs the United States Championship belt.

JC: What's she doing with that?!

RW: It's her belt, John!

JC: I know that, but what is she doing with it in the middle of the match? The title's not even on the line tonight! Ms. Black stares at The Dark Wolf, an evil look in her eyes.

RW: That answer your question, John?

JC: I think it might! The Dark Wolf gets back standing upright, and spots Lucretia holding the title belt. Wanting none of it, he slides back into the ring. Black gives chase, but Dark Wolf slides right out the other side and begins to walk up the ramp. Lucretia slides out right behind him, staying in hot pursuit. As the two head up the ramp, the referee begins a reluctant ten count.

Ref: 1!

The Dark Wolf reaches the stage.

Ref: 2!

Lucretia Black reaches the stage right behind him. The Dark Wolf turns just as she gets there and he kicks her in the gut.

Ref: 3!

The Dark Wolf delivers a knife edge chop slapping across Ms. Black's chest. She responds with a desperation thumb to the eye. Neither one of them has noticed that Dave Van Dam silently stalking up the ramp.

Ref: 4!

The Dark Wolf throws a half-blinded haymaker for Ms. Black's head, but Lucretia ducks underneath it, their momentum causing them to switch their previous places.

Ref: 5!

Lucretia Black now swings the United States Championship at The Dark Wolf's head, trying to nail him in the face. Dark Wolf ducks this in the same fashion that Ms. Black ducked the haymaker, causing them to switch back to their original positions on the stage.

Ref: 6!

The Dark Wolf fires a Super Kick that connects with Ms. Black's jaw and floors her right there on the stage. TDW staggers momentarily in fatigue, but manages to stay on his feet by standing with his legs spread wide apart.

Ref: 7!

Seizing another opportunity, DVD now grabs TDW by the head and rams him head first into the entrance area of the Inferno set.

Ref: 8!

As the ref counts "eight" The Dark Wolf falls backwards onto the steel of the stage. Van Dam now realizes that the ten count is in progress and begins to sprint down to the ring!

RW: No way he makes it!

Ref: 9! DVD makes it to the end of the ramp just the ref counts nine!

JC: Can Dave get back in the ring in time?! He slides in!

Ref: 10!

The ref calls for the bell, which rings on cue.

JC: Did he get there in time?!

RW: I don't know, John, I don't think he did!

The ref hesitates a moment... walks over to Dave Van Dam as he gets to his feet... and raises his hand!

JC: He did! He made it in before the 10! I think he's won it!