1. News
2. Rumors
3. Predictions
4. Future Champions
5. Wrestler Profile: Connor MacDaddy
6. The Handler: Connor MacKinnon
7. Chimpo's Corner: Connor MacDaddy
8. Cover Story: Connor MacDaddy!
9. Next Issue Preview
NEWS
- An SFW Stable has risen to take on the XCW stable. But thier efforts will be thrown down at the hands of the mighty XCW. -
- Connor MacDaddy and Sean Lane are having a re-match at Inferno for the SFT World Heavyweight Championship. No Interferance is allowed. And Co-Owner Big T is the special guest referee. Boom-shakalaka -
- Sean Lane has yet to choose a side, XCW or SFW. In case you are wondering, if he wishes to join the good side, XCW, he is more than welcome. But if he dare crosses us, he will be one of the main targets. -
- If Connor wins the World Title, he will be the only person ever to hold three singles titles at once. -
- Connor is also in RWA, which he has a Hradcore title match coming up on Saturday. -
RUMORS
- There are several people returning. People from the old days of SFT, and people from RWA. But Who? -
- Several ideas for extracting Shadow from office in SFT have come up. Keep watching to see how we will do it. -
- It's been heard that Shadow's good buddies Harold and Glenn Owen are considering joining up with XCW. Why? NO IDEA! -
- Some supporters of XCW that are not on the SFT roster are considering a wrestling return to SFT. -
- Connor MacDaddy's old buddy, Chi Cho, might make a return as well. -
Friday Inferno 12/5/03
-Match One-
-Match Two-
-Match Three-
-Match Four-
-Main Event-
Saturday Blackout 12/6/03
-Match One-
-Match Two-
-Match Three-
-Main Event-
FUTURE CHAMPIONS
World Heavywieght
Intercontinental
United States
Tele-Vision
Lightweight
X-Treme
Tag Team
Connor is the focus of this Magazine Issue because he rocks. For more information, read the cover story.
Real Name
Fav. TV show
Fav. Movie
Fav. Actor
Fav. Actress
Fav. Sport(besides wrestling)
Fav. Wrestler as kid
Fav. SFT Wrestler
Least Fav. SFT Wrestler
Fav. Weekly SFT Show
Fav. PPV
Maritial status
If you could face any SFT wrestler, Alive or Dead, who would it be?
SFT Diva youd most want to bang
Favorite band
Religion
Nationality
Hobbies
Former Jobs
Fav Video Game
Why did you join wrestling?
W/ Connor MacKinnon
SFTMag: How did you stumble over e-fedding?
Connor MacKinnon: Well. To be honest. When I was in sixth grade, Pokemon was really popular. I'm not into fads, but i was bored so I did a web search for Pokemon. And this site came up...
SFTMag: Umm... Is this going anywhere?
Connor MacKinnon: Yes. A site came up with a Pokemon RPG game. I looked at it and thought it was pretty gay, but it was a good concept. Being the huge wresstling freak that I am, I made a wrestling RPG. Being completly oblivios to the huge E-fed world that was out there. I soon discovered a fed called the Troublesome Wrestling Federation. It was an okay place, but I soon found home in the Black Dragons Federation, which eventually inspired the creation of XCW.
SFTMag: Cool. Speaking of XCW, all of the XCW alumni seem to not be able to let go of XCW. Why is that?
Connor MacKinnon: Well. XCW was a fun place. I think we all see XCW as a never fail solution, so if a fed is going under, we bring back XCW and it's alive again. XCW was amazing, it's a cult classic, and I am so lucky that I found it when I did.
SFTMag: Have you heard of SFW before the merger?
Connor MacKinnon: I've heard it mentioned, but I never have looked at the site until the invasion happened. To tell you the truth, I can see why it isn't as popular as XCW, and it is a shame that they got the better half of us.
SFTMag: We all know of you in character hatred of Shadow. But is there any real life resentment of him?
Connor MacKinnon: Well, I realize that SFT needs a change. To better the fed, I truly believe, along with a lot of other people, that Shadow needs to go.
SFTMag: How do you motivate yourself to role-play?
Connor MacKinnon: Well, I'm in school most of the day. It's really boring, so I day I just think about wrestling. I think up storyline ideas, and what I am going to say. Then I come home and write.
SFTMag: Do you hold any real grudges with anybody OOC?
Connor MacKinnon: Ummm... I'm not all that a big fan of Mannie(Ruud) and Legend. Just because they like to scream obsenities at me for no reason what soever. Me and Shawn Walsh are kind of on-again, off-again friends. I give everybody chances, then I give them second chances and third. I just never get mad at people. It is in my personality to be nice naturally. So even if Mannie or Legend apoligized(which they wont) I would forgive them.
SFTMag: You are harsh on Sean Lane in your rps, is there any real life hostility out of character.
Connor MacKinnon: I'm not a fan of his RP style. But with that aside, he's a pretty cool guy OOC.
SFTMag: The new SFW stable just arose, what do you think about them?
Connor MacKinnon: Well, your an idiot, because I am the one who thought of it. I felt XCW needed some competition, so I asked ICON to make a SFT or SFW stable, so we can whoop thier asses.
SFTMag: So no hostility between you and the SFW members?
Connor MacKinnon: Well, not on my side. Some of them may not like me because I don't like Shadow, but I like all of them. Just they might get in my way of my real life goal, which is to get Shadow out of office. Give him the old Ro-Sham-Bo.
SFTMag: Do you know what Roshambo means?
Connor MacKinnon: .....No... I thought it sounded cool.
SFTMag: Do you even like SFT?
Connor MacKinnon: Yes. SFT is my second home. I want SFT to become better and better, and the one way to do this is, once again, get rid of the man holding us down, Shadow.
SFTMag: Well, what's your opinions on RWA?
Connor MacKinnon: It's a nicley run place, just a majority of it's stars hold a resentment and grudge against SFT, when they really have no basis for it. It was created for hate of SFT. That ticks me off a little bit. But they can just sit back and watch SFT get dragged to it's feet and kick ass like it once did, and they won't be there to take credit. So it's thier loss.
SFTMag: Have you ever had some embarassing angles, or Wrestlecrap, that you can share with us?
Connor MacKinnon: No, I am perfect!
SFTMag: Well, what about The Doll? Chi Cho? The Masked Debator? Murdah Inc.? The SFT is racist angle? The Fuck XCW Angle? or even... dare I say... Chimpo the Chimp?
Connor MacKinnon: Okay, I have made some mistakes. The Doll was created after I saw an episode of VH1's I Love the 80s, and Henry Rollins(my pic base) was holding a Cabbage Patch Kid and giving a goofy smile. So I wanted a screenshot of that, and get a talking doll angle, but I never found a screenshot, but the angle was semi-successful. Chi Cho, I did not make up Chi Cho, nor Murdah Inc. Chi Cho was a different person in XCW, and he and his friend Nokio had a crappy jobber stable named Murdah Inc. Everybody made fun of them, and then when I was XCW World champ, I joined thier stable. Then when XCW re-opened, I kinda sorta stole the Chi Cho name and reformed Murdah Inc. The Masked Debator, what a flop that was. I should bring him back, lol. SFT is racist angle, that was something I actually believed, I though the staff didnt have me win because they weren't familiar with my work in XCW so they jobbed me, and then Aj Nin won the World title, so that was squashed. The Fuck XCW and was me trying to start a controversy, by telling everybody that XCW sucks, boy, do I regret that. and Chimpo, okay here's the deal with Chimpo... I'm gunna make a new paragraph because this one is getting long...
Remember the angle where Micheal Pettis was murdered? Well, he was going to return in the reincarnated form of a Chimp. But only I could hear him talk, much like the Doll. I even have him say in a few Promos, "If only I was boss of this place again..." and than I would go... "AGAIN?". Yeah... well that went down the crapper when Mike returned, very alive. So I was kinda left with a talking Chimp. But by then, he was semi-popular, so I kept him. God, he is more popular than Connor MacDaddy. Nathan Gust kind of co-owns him with me, because he used him on Titans, and he rps as him once and a while. Which is cool with me.
SFTMag: That's alotta crap!
Connor MacKinnon: Thanks.
SFTMag: What else do you do in the "Real World" besides E-Fedding?
Connor MacKinnon: Well, I go to school, I am a Junior in High School. I useally sleep all day. I play alot of video games, because im a huge gamer. I chill with my home boys, go to alot of movies, hang out at the mall alot. Surf the Internet. I am looking for a job, but I am realy lazy, so that won't happen anytime soon. That's my life in a nutshell.
SFTMag: Would you ever consider professional wrestling as a career?
Connor MacKinnon: Well, I would love to be a wrestler. If the opportunity ever arises where I could attend a wrestling school, I'll take it. It would just be hard to tell my family that I want to be a wrestler, seeing as they look at it as a fake sport. Which kinda pisses me off.
SFTMag: Okay, that's it, thanks for joining me!
Connor MacKinnon: You're welcome...
The views of Connor are his and not mine. Wait... I am Connor.... Derr....
Chimpo's Corner w/Connor MacDaddy
Connor and Chimpo go waaaayyyyy back. So it was natural that they would provide a SWEET interview. Here goes.
Chimpo: Hi everybody. This is Chimpo the Chimp here. I'm here with the man who hold two SFT titles. The man who defeded two men at Hallowed Ground. The man who beat the hell out of Sean Lane, only to have people interfere and cause a double disqualification. Now he has a rematch this Friday on Inferno. Connor MacDaddy! The man who...... ugh..... do I have to say this part?
Connor: Yes.
Chimpo: Ugh... Connor MacDaddy... The man women woo over, and the man all men in SFT glory after.... ugh.... because of his large penis.
Connor: Hehe, damn straight.
Chimpo: Anyways Connor, What's next? You are a double champion, about to be a triple champion, what after that.
Connor: Well I will give my IC title away to a lucky person.
Chimpo: Who did you have in mind?
Connor: I dunno. Somebody in XCW, Whoever I think can handle it.
Chimpo: Yeah... your momma!
Connor: What? My mother is a saint.
Chimpo: A SAINT BERNARD! OH!
Connor: Don't make me sell you.
Chimpo: Aww damn. Sean Lane! Your thoughts.
Connor: My thoughts on Sean Lane? He is an old washed up wrestler that has stuck around SFT for a loooong time. Sean couldn't possible win our match. He couldn't even win Brandi James. That's right. Sean Lane's career on the top of SFT is over. I am here to stay, and I am here to win. Lane is just another punk that I have to boot out of my way to be on top.
Chimpo: What's better? Chunky or Smooth?
Connor: What?
Chimpo: Peanut Butter Man! Get with the times!
Connor: Oh... I'm a chunky fan.
Chimpo: I BET YOU ARE! HAHAHA!
Joe Black vs. John Manhunt vs. Lucas Balkan
(- Standard Match -)
Well, These are all new rookies, so i just kinda guessed.
Rene Soge vs. Robin Gallant vs. Barry Straight
(- Standard Match -)
Only name I reconize.
Jeremy Zero vs. Dave Van Dam
(- Standard Match -)
DVD is the man. And fresh off a return, so he might be able to pull it off.
Lotus Pod vs. I for an I*
(- Tag Titles Match -)
As much as I don't like I for an I, Lotus Pod really sucks.
Connor MacDaddy vs. Sean Lane
(- SFT World Heavyweight Title Match, Big T is special referee. -)
Well, Lane hasn't been up to par as of late, and I'm on a freaking roll. Plus, Big T loves me, but he will be fair...
War vs. SmurfMaster
(- Standard Match-)
Gotta love the SmurfMaster!
The Accountant vs. Fox vs. Ryan Skold vs. Mike Zybala
(- Elimination Match-)
Fox is a semi-legend, He can pull it off if he tries.
2XTreme vs. Firewolf
(- Flaming Tables Match -)
Just a hunch
Doom vs. Allisa O'Tool
(- Standard Match -)
Allisa rules!
Connor MacDaddy
Because Sean Lane is a fool.
Whoever I damn well feel like it!
When I win the world, I will have to give up the IC, so whoever I pick will be IC Champ-a-roo.
The ICON
He is an SFW Fool! So he deserves on of the lower ranked titles.
Sean Lane
He isn't going to be able to get the world, and his lack of ability will force him to go after the crappy ol' TV Championship.
I dunno.
When's the last time this thing was defended?
Connor MacDaddy will hold forever!
Like there is any competition.
Chimpo the Chimp and SmurfMaster
Well, They are both weird, and I for an I sucks. Yep.
Connor MacKinnon
Married... With Children
Full Metal Jacket
Sean Connery
Jenna Jameson
Football
Shawn Micheals
Aj Nin Red Rum
Sean Lane
Titans and Inferno
Fallout
Divorced
Shadow or Mad Dogg
All of them at once
AC/DC
None
American
Writing
Clown
SOCOM II
It is the only thing I am good at.
