INTRO

RW: HELLO EVERYONE and welcome to SFT: New Beginnings! We are LIVE in Sacramento, California, and what a big show we've got! With me as always are John Cartwright and Daniel "Ball" Pitt.

JC: That's right, Randy. A crown of thorns match, grudge matches, an invitational, a Hybrid Championship match, and most importantly, the War Games match.

RW: Tonight we'll finally see who the superior team is in SFT as Divine Intervention take on The Axis and the Ultra Violent Alliance.

DP: Boy oh boy, I can't wait much longer!

JC: Just hand me a drink and get this show started already!

RW: Sounds good to me.


Ace vs. Hijo De Sombra
("Wildcard" Invitational)


JC: Our opening match is fast upon us Randy and it is the Wild Card invitational, which reminds me everyone is doing them these days.

RW: True it started last year with Havoc, then Hayes now Ace, but that isn’t everyone John it just appears like it is.

JC: Look your rambling nonsense made Hijo De Sombra appear in the ring, looks like someone didn’t fill out their bio either Randy so we don’t have a clue of any moves he could hit tonight.

RW: That is always a surprise John, this guy could be a high flyer or a powerhouse we won’t know till the match starts.

"Jesus of Nazareth" by (hed) P.E. starts to play and the arena lights dim down. Red lights soar slowly around the arena.

"I can't believe a single word that you're saying I see your lips moving, but nothing's coming out Who can believe a single word that you're saying I see your lips moving& but I can't figure it out"

Hijo de Sombra comes out from the backstage area and eerily stares out at the crowd through his soulless eyes.

"I'm afraid of the crucifix hanging on my wall You hear yourself screaming,but nothing's coming out I'm afraid of the shadows dancing on my wall I hear them laughing at me,but I can't figure it out"

Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring at this time... weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds... he hails from the Darkside of His Own Mind... "The Crimson Prince" HIJO DE SOMBRA!

Sombra calmly walks down the ramp, getting close to fans in the front row and gazing at them creepily. His attempts to make them uncomfortable are clearly working. When Sombra gets to the ring, he bows his head for a moment, then jumps to the apron and wipes his feet before entering the ring.

"I know my limitations I just don't know when to quit I know when I'm addicted But no, I can't get enough of that shit, what?"

The red lights stop soaring and focus on Sombra, who is kneeling in the corner with his head lowered.

RW: The fans seem to love this guy right now.

JC: Those morons cheer anyone, hell I could get a cheer if I went up and said how are you Wisconsin.

RW: We are in Sacramento.

JC: Home of the Kings, other than that I don’t know anything about this place. Did they just discover it?

RW: With that attitude you sure as hell would get a standing ovation John.

The lights in the arena dim and fade as a single white light shines on stage. The opening to "Monster" by Kanye West plays slowly over the speakers.

"I shoot the lights out..."
"Hide 'till it's bright out..."
"Woaaaah, just another lonely night..."
"Are you willing... to sacrifice your life?"

A blue strobe flashes about the entrance area/stage, causing the crowd in attendance to stir in anticipation. The strobe settles in over the entrance.

"Gossip, gossip,"
"Nigga just stop it."
"Everybody knows,"
"I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN' MONSTER."

The sound of a glass shattering echoes throughout the arena as we are thrust into darkness. Different shades of blue flash very dimly on stage as the slow opening to "Beautiful Lasers (2 Ways)" by Lupe Fiasco ft. MDMA starts. The blue lights on stage switch to above the ring and a white spotlight moves to center stage as the song gets into full force.

"There's only two ways out of here..."
"You'll too late, you'll be trapped here forever..."
"There's only two ways out of here..."
"One's... Through the door...
The other's..."
"Through me."

Ace emerges from the back to a chorus of boos from the hostile crowd. He responds by completely ignoring their jeers. He stares straight at the ring for a moment seeming to psyche himself up. Ace nods and heads down the ramp. He leaps up onto the apron and paces back and forth for a moment, receiving more boos for taking so much time. He scoffs at the morons in attendance, who are unable to appreciate his greatness, then enters through the ropes. The ref inches towards him but a fake punch from the superior Ace sends the ref scurrying away in a hurry. Ace chuckles and awaits the match at hand.

Robyn Bryne: This match scheduled for one fall is the WildCard Invitational, introducing first HIJO DE SOMBRA!!! And his opponent standing in the ring he hails Brisbane, Australia, he weights in at two hundred and twenty pounds, the WILDCARD HIMSELF, ACE!!!

JC: I’m a motherfucking Monster, you have to love that song.

RW: No you don’t.

The bell rings and both men lock up in the middle of the ring, Ace takes Hijo into a side headlock then takes him over, Hijo counters by taking Ace into a headscissors before Ace kicks up. Hijo follows and rushes Ace only to be taken over with an arm drag, both are up again and Ace goes for a hip toss but Hijo floats over and takes Ace down with a hip toss of his own. Ace rolls to his feet and again into a collar and elbow tie up, side headlock by Hijo and Ace pushes him off towards the ropes. Hijo rebounds as Ace leap frogs him so Hijo runs off the other ropes Ace goes to the mat and connects with a monkey flip but Hijo lands on his feet as Ace rolls to his and both men have a stand off, looking at each other.

RW: Both men starting very technically right there counter each others moves.

JC: Yeah Hijo is banned from countering anything to do with Ace, if Ace goes for another hip toss he isn’t allowed to counter it or he is disqualified.

RW: Where did you read those rules?

JC: Ace e-mailed me before coming out.

Both men circle each other and once again lock up Ace pushes Hijo back against the ropes and they both counter whilst leaning on the ropes and moving around the ring still in a collar and elbow tie up. Hijo pushes Ace out but keeps the tie up locked in as they reach the centre of the ring, Hijo is taken into a side headlock by Ace he counters by going for a back suplex but Ace floats over into a school boy.

Dean Barge: 1 . . . Kick out by Hijo.

JC: Oh I forgot to say a one count means Ace wins.

RW; You really need to shut up right here John.

JC: Hey I am only going by the rules stated in the e-mail from Ace.

As Ace gets to his feet Hijo is up they go for another collar and elbow tie up as Hijo ducks it and locks in a waist lock, before taking him down with a school boy of his own.

Dean Barge: 1 . . . Kick out by Ace.

Both up again and Hijo takes Ace down with an arm drag take down and locks in an arm bar, but Ace rolls forward out of it gets to his feet and takes Hijo down with an arm drag of his own and locks in an arm bar of his own also. This time Hijo rolls forward out of it both get up and instantly Ace rams a knee into the midsection of Hijo doubling him over as Ace leaps over with a sunset flip into a pin.

Dean Barge: 1 . .

Hijo pushes forward into a pin attempt of his own.

Dean Barge: 1 . . .

Ace powers up with Hijo locked in a waist lock gets up and turns him over into a backslide.

Dean Barge: 1 . . . 2 . .

Hijo kicks out and both men get up and have another stand off.

RW: This match has been technical so far, but one of them must want to do something differently because so far they are countering each others moves.

JC: Yeah but Hijo has been breaking the rules of the invitational.

As both men approach each other they are pointing and talking about something they appear to go for a lock up but Ace kicks the knee of Hijo, then again bringing him to his knees. Ace then raises his right leg and connects with a roundhouse kick to the back of the head sending Hijo down to the mat. Ace doesn’t let up as he grabs the knee of Hijo lifts it up and brings it down against the mat with a thunders slam, a smile appears across the face of Ace as he places his foot against the back of Hijo,s knee lifts the leg of Hijo up along with his own then brings it back down, Hijo rolls onto his side placing his hands on his knee for support.

JC: Magnificent work by The Wild Card Ace.

RW: I have to say he is methodically looking like he will rip Hijo limb from limb.

Not giving Hijo a chance to regain his feeling in the leg, Ace then brutally stomps the knee on the downed Hijo, before grabbing the leg extending it and bringing his own leg down across it in a leg drop, then begins to hyperextend the leg of Hijo making him slam his arms on the mat in pain.

RW: I have to give it to Ace, he is showing he has an amazing background in technical wrestling right here.

JC: You didn’t know that already?

The crowd are on their feet stamping the ground trying to get Hijo to come around he reaches up trying to grab Ace’s face but he backs his head away for a second when he moves it forward he is caught unaware by the free leg of Hijo, followed by another and the hold is broken. Ace rolls on his back and then to his feet, watching as Hijo pulls himself up via the ropes but he doesn’t see Ace from behind with a shoulder tackle to the leg that brings Hijo back down to the mat.

JC: Ace is focusing his attention on the leg of Hijo De Sombra, this is good work if you take away the legs they don’t have much more to focus on.

RW: It is smart by Ace you can’t take that away from him one bit.

With Hijo De Sombra back on the ground right next to the ropes, Ace pulls his already injured leg over and places it on the bottom rope, he then bounces on the middle leaps up and comes down with his ass across the knee of Hijo. The crowd are continuing to stomp their feet as Ace goes for it again. With the leg on the rope he bounces once, then twice and at the third bounce as he is going up Hijo extends his good leg and pushes Ace over the ropes. He falls to the opposite side of the ropes but manages to stay on the apron. Hijo rolls back gets to his feet as Ace leaps up onto the ropes for a springboard missile drop kick but Hijo moves out the way at the last minute. Ace gets up a little stunned from missing the drop kick and is then clotheslined down by Hijo. Ace gets to his feet as he does he is grabbed in a belly to belly and taken down with a suplex. Ace rolls up still dizzy Hijo ducks a clothesline and grabs Ace in a waist lock and connects with a German Suplex with a bridge.

Dean Barge: 1 . . . 2 . . . Kick out by Ace.

RW: Brilliant series of moves by Hijo he needed that right there.

JC: You aren’t allowed to hit Ace either, DQ ref, DQ.

RW: Really John my patience is wearing thin.

Hijo gets to his feet still favouring the knee that Ace injured he watches as Ace gets to his feet and is kicked in the mid-section Hijo lifts him up for the Holocaust Driver but Ace slides out the back, he staggers forward turns around just before Hijo then leaps up connecting with BlackJack and both men fall to the ground.

JC: Cover him Ace, just cover him that is all you need to do.

RW: Blackjack by Ace which is a jumping cork screw roundhouse kick, but Hijo has taken him down with some high impact moves but look he has him covered now.

Dean Barge: 1 . . . 2 . . . Shoulder up by Hijo.

Ace looks right at Dean Barge gets up and points right at him, he isn’t happy with the count, “One, Two Three, just like that.” Whilst shouting he motions with his hands how to count. Hijo is up and from behind of Ace he locks him in No Bullshit.

RW: No Bullshit by Hijo De Sombra, he has it locked in right in the centre of the ring Ace is in trouble here.

JC: No Randy you can’t use submissions in this match.

RW: Hijo can’t pull off the full surfboard stretch part due to the knee injury, and locks his legs around Ace.

The fans begin a “We want Hijo” chant and continue watching, Ace isn’t prepared to tap out, Dean is down asking him but Ace shouts, “No, I’m not giving up.” Hijo applies more pressure and Ace begins drifting away but he keeps trying to fight it.

JC: No Ace, screw this No Bullshit and get out of this, please for me.

RW: Look John Ace is passing out, Hijo has did it.

Barge checks Ace and notices that Hijo has applied even more pressure and calls for the bell, then Hijo releases the hold as Ace lays there motionless on the mat.

RW: The winner of the first WildCard Invitational is Hijo De Sombra.

JC; That is bullshit Randy.

RW: No Bullshit it is called John but Hijo wins this match and what a way to start New Beginnings.

Winner: Hijo De Sombra via Pinfall


CHALLENGE MADE

Nirvana's theme music hits and the SFT legend comes from behind the curtain with a mic in hand. He slaps the hands of a few hardcore Axis fans while the rest wither boo or cheer, it doesn't matter to him.

RW: Looks like Nirvana has something to say before his match with Corbyn later tonight.

DP: Ooo, fun!

JC: Nirvana's not fun. He's creepy.

DP: Sometimes fun IS creepy.

RW: You know what's not fun? Talking over Nirvana. Shush!

He enters the ring holds the mic to his face. The crowd is going crazy and for some reason Nirvana simply holds the mic down until they stop. He nods when they have.

Nirvana: I said earlier this week that I was going to do something that no other man had the courage to do. So, if you'll bare with me, Shadow... I'd like you to come to the ring. I know you're backstage. Come out or I'll come back there and find you.

Shoots and Ladders by Korn plays as Shadow comes from behind the curtain. He has mic in hand and looks quite haggard.

RW: Good to see Shadow as always, but what does Nirvana want with him?

JC: They share a long, long history. It could be just about anything.

Shadow: I'm tired, what do you want? I have more important things to do tonight.

Nirvana: I could ask you a hundred questions. I could ask why why you weren't around when Rachel was a baby. I could ask you why you're such a bad father. I could ask you why you let Emerson walk away from this sport. But no, Shadow, I'm going to ask you something I think even you can answer. Why aren't Sorik and Dawn Lenore Artemisk in the hall of fame? And on a related note, why are you letting some mysterious "power that is" run this place into the ground?

Nirvana moves towards Shadow who simply give him a "Don't do it" look.

Shadow: Why isn't Sorik in the hall of fame? What did Sorik ever do to deserve to be in the hall of fame? His only claim to fame was winning the first Holy Wars. As for Dawn Lenore, she's hardly been a blip on my radar, while she gives glimpses of greatness, she still has yet to prove how tough she really is, at least hasn't proven it to me.

Nirvana paces back and forth, giving Shadow evil glances from time to time. He puts a hand on his stomach and speaks into his mic.

Nirvana: Well, if that's the case then why don't we make her a bigger blip on your radar? You may not know this but I am not just the leader of The Axis. I'm also the business manager. So I say we handle this in... March. That's right, Shadow. I'm challenging you to step into the ring with Dawn at SFT's March PPV. Do you have the courage to step into the ring with the Queen of The Axis, the Black Widow of SFT? I don't think you do. Because you're old. You're worn down. You're letting people speak for you.

Shadow looks around.

Shadow: Whens the last time I fought a woman? Megan? maybe 5 years ago? I am old. That's common knowledge. I do let others speak for myself, sometimes vessels can express my true intentions better than I can. I fear if I accept this match then Dawn will understand my true nature, I am a blunt instrument, and I use many as my scalpels because I cannot be as precise as needed. If Dawn understands this about me then I will accept your challenge and let her deal with the consequences.

Nirvana nods.

Nirvana: The contract will be sent to your office on Thursday. Oh... and Shadow....

Nirvana lifts his shirt to reveal the scar where Shadow impaled him.

Nirvana: Never forget just how many people have beef with you. DP: Speaking of Dawn, her match with Kingston is up next!

JC: Whoopee...


Lionel Kingston vs. Dawn Lenore Artemisk
(Singles Match)


JC: Our second match of tonight Randy is a rematch of the Hallowed Grounds Pay Per View where Dawn defeated Lionel for the SFT World Heavyweight Championship.

RW: Both have a history against each other and this could be an incredible bout, Dawn has been on a losing streak ever since losing the World title to Miranda but she has headlines the last three Pay Per Views, but tonight Dawn Lenore Artemisk opens New Beginnings.

JC: We have some stealer match ups tonight almost every match can be considered a main event in their own right and these two shouldn’t feel disheartend at opening the show, they could set the standard for tonight.

"It's a sin." by the Petshop Boys begins to play as the arena turns a bright purple.

Dawn Lenore Artemisk

The Striketron flashes some of Dawn's most recent high impact moves.

Robyn Byrne: Our first match is scheduled for one fall, first making her way to the ring weighting in at one hundred and thirty pounds, she is the Scarlet Lady, DAWN LENORE ARTESMIK!!

She gives glances left and right awkwardly, her eyes empty, her mind inward. She walks down the ramp, holding a water bottle. She takes a drink from the bottle, throwing it at the ground.

She slips through the ropes and She leans against the far left turn buckle, grinning at the crowd as she spits fire at them.

RW: Can this be the night where Dawn puts her SFT career back on track? Or will Lionel get revenge for the defeat at Hallowed Ground?

JC: Personally I still resent Dawn for everything her group did to me.

A light, ringing sound is first heard as the lights go dim and the screen of the StrikeTron flickers with different stars painting the darkness of the screen with each bell-like sound that is heard. As soon as the ringing comes to a slower, less powerful tune, the lights go out.

As the other instruments kick in the lights above flicker with the rolling of the drums and the strumming of the guitar. The lights also begin to stroll around the crowd and the ramp way as it begins to get heavier into the music. The word "Savior" shows in bright gold in front of the white stars, transforming into "Lionel Kingston".

Robyn Byrne: And her opponent, he hails from South Africa, weighting in at three hundred and fifty five pounds, LIONEL KINGSTON!!

Just as his name shows, NIGHTMARE screams prolonged over the p.a. and he appears out of the curtains. He stares out at the crowd then at the ring, walking toward it as if it were his opponent. He raises his hand, taking in the crowds reaction with pleasure as it comes.

As he reaches the ring, he jumps up easily, stepping over the ropes and walking over to his corner. The lights continue to strobe above him as he is announced by the ring announcer. He keeps his confident grin, never swaying from it as he shuffles his feet for the match.

RW: This guy has it in him to be a dominant monster yet sometimes he fails to live up to that hype, tonight he has a chance to get revenge for Dawn taking the title from him. The referee for this match is Allen Kain.

JC: He is a monster Randy, but like you said sometimes doesn’t live up to it, I hope he does tonight and destroys Dawn right in the middle of the ring.

The bell rings and Lionel just stands there looking at Dawn who rushes across and begins with rights and lefts but it doesn’t hurt Lionel who grabs the head of Dawn and pushes her backwards. Dawn rolls onto her feet runs at Lionel who goes for a big boot but Dawn drops down with a dropkick to the standing leg of Lionel taking him to his knees. Dawn is up off the rope and connects with a dropkick to the face sending Lionel down to the mat.

RW: Quick tempo start from Dawn who is looking to prove a point tonight.

JC: Yeah that she isn’t a push over, but the results say otherwise.

Lionel doesn’t stay down for long and as he is getting up Dawn springboards off the ropes and connects with a moonsault, again Lionel isn’t staying down. He gets back up but Dawn is already on her feet, with Lionel a little dazed Dawn leaps up and connects with a standing enzigiri this time Lionel is down and he stays down. As Lionel is face down on the mat Dawn rebounds off the ropes leaps up and drops down with a knee to the back of Lionel's head, she quickly covers him.

Allen Kain: 1 . . . Lionel powers out.

JC: A very powerful kickout by Lionel Kingston right there, and look at Dawn she is surprised.

RW: She might be but look she isn’t wasting anytime.

With Lionel half way up to his feet Dawn connects with a huge vicious slam across his face but this makes Lionel angrier, he pushes Dawn away once more and stands up only to be met by Suteki Da Ne and Lionel falls down holding his groin as Dawn covers him.

Allen Kain: 1 . . . 2 . . . Kickout by Lionel Kingston.

RW: Isn’t it great by Dawn nearly won her the match, that kick in the balls looked painful.

JC: Any kick to the balls looks painful Randy.

Still not giving up and with Lionel still struggling to get up Dawn connects with a double armed DDT on kneeling Lionel Kingston, she then looks at the turnbuckle and climbs up.

RW: Dawn is going for Apocalypse Omega, this could end it right here.

JC: Do you know something Dawn needs this win more than any other in her career.

Once at the top of the turnbuckle and with her back facing the ring she leaps off with a moonsault but Lionel moves out of the way at the last minute. The fans begin to boo as Lionel begins using the ropes to pull himself up and Dawn does the same, Dawn is up first and runs towards Lionel only to receive a huge boot to the face knocking her down to the mat. It doesn’t stop Dawn as she gets up and again rushes towards Lionel who now grabs Dawn and hits a side walk slam.

JC: Lionel is turning this around, all he had to do was kick Dawn once and it is back in his favor.

RW: You can never count Dawn out she gives it her all.

Lionel hooks the leg of Dawn.

Allen Kain: 1 . . . 2 . . . Dawn gets a shoulder up.

Unimpressed with himself Lionel stands up pulls Dawn with him and lifts Dawn right up in a gorilla press slam position, he presses Dawn once and then Dawn spins her body taking Lionel down with a headscissors take down. Lionel goes to the mat, and Dawn doesn’t let up just as Lionel is almost on his feet Dawn comes off the ropes and leaps up for a hurricrana, but Lionel holds her in place for a powerbomb. Just when Lionel thinks he is in control, Dawn pushes her self up grabs Lionel's head and hits a sitout facebuster.

RW: A great counter there by the former World Champion.

JC: Which one? They both are Randy.

RW: Dawn of course.

Both are down and struggling to get up as a "Let's go Dawn" chant breaks out throughout the crowd, both Dawn and Lionel begin making their way to to their feet. Dawn is up first as Lionel follows, both meet in the center of the ring Lionel goes for a clothesline it is ducked by Dawn she grabs Lionel's neck goes for a neckbreaker but Lionel counters with an elbow of his own. He staggers forward turns around as he does Dawn turns just to see the whole frame of Lionel Kingston charging at her and connects with Severed Ties, Dawn flips in the air twice before landing.

JC: Severed ties by Lionel changes the dynamic of this match and Dawn is down.

RW: All he has to do is cover Dawn and this is over.

Lionel quickly is down and hooks the leg of Dawn Lenore Artemisk.

Allen Kein: 1 . . . 2 . . . Foot on the rope by Dawn.

A now pissed off and angry Lionel gets to his feet, pulling Dawn with him he sets her up for Shattered Memories then Dawn counters it with another Suteki De Na which brings Lionel to his knees. HenchWoman suddenly comes running down to the ring holding what looks to be a wooden sword. RW: And it looks like HenchWoman is here...with a sword?

JC: I've seen weirder things.

RW: True. I think that kind of sword is called a bokken.

JC: The more you know.

HenchWoman waves to get Dawn's attention. She does, and upon seeing the sword she grabs it. HenchWoman leave. Dawn waves the sword all around before pointing it at Kingston. She runs off the ropes and smacks Kingston with the sword. The referee waves off the match and rings the bell!

JC: And Dawn just cost herself the match!

RW: I think she cares more about getting back at Lionel with that bokken.

RW: The bell sounds, and Kingston is awarded the match via disqualification. Dawn continues to smack Kingston with the sword.

RW: She's like some kind of magic ninja lady.

JC: She still lost though and Lionel wins this match, I am ecstatic right now, and now maybe I can stop hating on The Axis for what they did to me.

RW: Truthfully you should hate Lionel, he did back out of that match and you were replaced in it.

JC: Eh, potato potahto.

Winner: Lionel Kingston via Disqualification


MAKING A STATEMENT

Lionel starts fighting back, and smacks the bokken out of Dawn's hands. He places his other hand around her throat and tosses her into the turnbuckle. He then runs forward, booting her across the face and letting her fall down to the mat, lifelessly. He then calls for a microphone and looks out to the wheelchair outside. He then steps on Dawn's hand, keeping her in place.

RW: Oh come on, what is this all about? The match is over!

Lionel: I was only making a statement last week toward Nirvana regarding that slap to the face. You had to come out and hit me with a steel chair. Sure, you were saying something stupid in your promos this week about hitting me with a Nintendo console, but if I could show a rerun of your assault on the tron... you'd see you were highly mistaken.

The tron flickers on with the assault from the week before.

[[Lionel throws the microphone down on the mat, near the ropes, and bends down, grabbing Murphy by the shoulder to pull him up. Muphy gets to a knee and elbows Lionel in the gut, making him bend over. Murphy proceeds to place Lionel between his legs and wraps his arms around his stomach, but Lionel breaks the hold and rolls out, standing quickly and placing his hand on Murphy's throat, quickly lifting him up and dropping him down, outstretching his knee at the same time and slamming his back into it. Murphy's body bends awkwardly on impact as he screams in agony. Lionel slides out of the ring at this point and grabs Murphy's legs, pulling him from the ring and forcing him into the chair.

Lionel begins to strap Murphy to the arms of the chair, holding his arms down and pinning him to the chair. Lionel grabs the microphone and puts it to his lips again while Murphy slumps down in the chair.

Lionel: Let this be a message to you, Nirvana. If we ever meet again and you dare to slap me in the face again... this will be your fate.

Lionel drops the mic and walks over to the fans section, grabbing a steel chair from one and folding it up. He sets the legs in Murphy's lap, the steel across his face. Lionel then backs up and steps forward with a huge lunge, placing a flat foot to the chair with so much force that the chair topples over and Murphy lands on his back. Lionel looks down at Murphy and lets out one hell of a roar that gets the fans cheering.

RW: Wow! Big message sent to Nirvana.

JC: Wait a minute...look!

While Kingston is celebrating Dawn comes up from behind with a steel chair and lands a tempestuous blow to Kingston's head. She then heads back up the ramp leaving Kingston stunned and enraged.

RW: Why? Why would Dawn want to piss off a monster like Kingston?

JC: Because she's screwy that's why.]]

Lionel smiles at the tron and steps off Dawn's hand. She tries to crawl out of the ring and gets a kick to the midsection for her troubles.

Lionel: It was obviously a steel chair, instead of a nintendo console. You should really get your mind checked out, because if a steel chair is a nintendo, I'd be much more displeased using it as a weapon. So, now it's my turn to retaliate on you.

Lionel grabs her by the throat and lifts her to her feet with sheer power. He lifts her high into the air and slams her down with a Shattered Dreams. She quickly rolls off his knee and to her stomach, holding her back in agony as Lionel quickly slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair from next to the commentary table. He folds it up and slides into the ring, standing up and slamming the chair on her back, laying her out completely.

Lionel: Let this serve to memory never to assault me again.

Lionel sets the chair down on top of Dawn's bad shoulder and smiles, stomping down hard on the steel and smashing it into the aforementioned area. She screams in agony and rolls out of the ring as Lionel lets out a huge roar, throwing the microphone down and exiting the ring. He leaves the wheelchair where it sits and walks up the ramp. He seems to have made his point is on ready if someone comes out for an attack this week.

RW: Message received, that's for sure. Up next, Nirvana and Evan Corbyn face in a Crown of Thorns match.


Nirvana vs. Evan Corbyn
("Crown of Thorns" match)


Randy White: And on to our next match. It's between Nirvana and Evan Corbyn and it's a Crown of Thorns match!

Robyn Byrne walks into the ring with a mic in her hand. A crown hangs from above the ring, while ladders are scattered all around the ring.

Robyn Byrne: The winner off this match is declared once he climbs the ladder and grabs hold of the crown. After that, he must set it on top of his opponents head for the clear win.

John Cartwright: Doesn't seem that complicated.

Randy White: Well, the grabbing the crown part should be somewhat easy. It's just putting it on the opponent is the hard part.

Nirvana's theme music hits and he walks from behind the curtain with a large Axis flag in hand.

Robyn Byrne: Coming to the ring, hailing from Parts Unknown and weighing in at 257 pounds ... NIRVANA!

He poses with it like superman and than makes his way to the ring. He enters the ring, lays the flag down and goes to the center of the ring. When he get's there he makes a heart beat hand gesture which garners boos from the crowd.

Robyn Byrne: And his opponent...

The lights fade completely and "Dead & Bloated" by Stone Temple Pilots blasts.

Robyn Byrne: Hailing from Detroit, Michigan and weighing in at 232 pounds ... EVAN CORBYN!

Corbyn makes his way to the ring in the darkness. Then he stands in the middle of the ring as the lights raise.

John Cartwright: That entrance always creeps me out.

Randy White: What doesn't?

John Cartwright: Your mother?

Randy White: Good one ..

Robyn Byrne leaves the ring as both wrestlers are getting the rules read to them by the referee. He calls for the bell so the match can official start. Evan and Nirvana quickly exit the ring to grab hold of a ladder. They start sliding ladders in and almost filling the ring with a few. They slide in after and each pick one up. Nirvana swings his ladder towards Evan, but Evan blocks it with his and knocks Nirvana to the ground with his ladder.

Randy White: Great start by Evan Corbyn.

Evan sets the ladder up under the crown and attempts to climb up. However, he only gets half way before Nirvana gets to his feet and dropkicks the ladder down with Evan still on it. Evan falls gut first on the ropes and drops to the ground afterwards. Nirvana sets a ladder up between the ropes and walks towards Evan Corbyn.

Nirvana grabs Evan and tosses him into the corner where the ladder is set up. Evan crashes into the ladder backfirst and falls to the ground. Nirvana sets up another ladder under the crown and starts to climb up. Evan gets his feet and climbs up the other side. The two met at the top and start to exchange blows while ontop of the ladder.

Randy White: This can't end in a good way.

Nirvana pokes Evan in the eyes and reaches for the crown. He grabs hold of it, but Evan jabs Nirvana in the face, making him drop the crown. The crown rolls out of the ring as both wrestlers continue to fight on top of the ladder. Nirvana punches Evan in the face, making him slip a little off the ladder. Evan holds on to the ladder by just one arm. Nirvana tries to pry the hand off, but Evan comes back with a fist he had dangling away. Nirvana's head tilts back and Evan climbs the top of the ladder. Evan looks down at Nirvana, who is still a little daze from that last punch. Evan jumps off the ladder, grabbing hold of Nirvana and landing a bulldog from the top of the ladder.

John Cartwright: Oh my god!

Randy White: Nirvana's face landed right on one of the ladders that was on the ground!

John Cartwright: Evan isn't doing so well, either.

Evan holds his back, while Nirvana lies there motionless. Evan rolls out of the ring and notices the crown on the ground. He grabs the crown and slides back into the ring. Thinking Nirvana is totally out, Evan tries to put the crown on Nirvana's head. However, Nirvana pushes Evan's hand away and trips Evan to the ground by grabbing hold of his right foot. Nirvana jumps on Evan and starts to punch him in the face. Evan pushes Nirvana off and rolls away. Nirvana jumps up to his feet and rushes towards Evan, who is still on the ground. Nirvana attempts to kick Evan on the side of the face, while Evan is on his knees. However, Evan dodges the kick and jumps to his feet to land a neckbreaker on Nirvana. Evan picks Nirvana up to his feet and quickly puts him into The End!

Randy White: The END!

Evan looks for the crown and finds it. He picks it up and puts it ontop of Nirvana's head. The bell rings as Evan Corbyn raises his arms up in the air.

Winner: Evan Corbyn via Crown Placed on Head


Johnny Legend vs. Seth
(Singles Match)


We come back to Seth already standing in the ring awaiting his opponent.

Randy White: Seth looks ready to take Johnny Legend out of the main event with this match.

"Miseria Cantare" by AFI softly creeps into the arena. The crowd stands on their feet, awaiting the sign of Johnny Legend. On the striketron, we see Legend's head titled downwards as the song continues. Slowly, the head comes up to show Legends' face as the song kicks in. "Legend" flashes in-front of his face, as golden fireworks go off near the top of the ramp.

Robyn Byrne: And his opponent. Hailing from Detroit, Michigan and weighing in at 250 pounds ... JOHNNY LEGEND!!!

Johnny Legend comes walking out from the back. A smirk is plastered across his face, as he poses for the crowd. The crowd boos, and Johnny Legend starts to walk down the ramp. Not paying attention to the fans, he continues as some fans give him middle fingers and shouting unkind words at him. He walks up the stairs to the ring and climbs in.

The two wrestlers look at each other while the referee goes over the rules. He asks for the bell for the match to start. Johnny Legend runs over to Seth and quickly clotheslines him down to the mat. He picks Seth up and tosses him into the ropes. Seth comes back and lands a spear on Johnny Legend. Seth jumps back up and starts to stomp on Legend.

John Cartwright: This isn't good for Johnny. He can't take too much damage! He has another match!

Seth picks Johnny Legend up and tosses him into the corner. Seth rushes over and attempts a clothesline. However, Johnny Legend ducks out of the way and waits for Seth to turn around. Once Seth turns around, he kicks Seth in the gut and lands the BDB on him! Johnny Legend quickly covers.

1! 2! 3!

John Cartwright: Damn! That was quick!

Randy White: This will work in Legend's favor as he barely broke a sweat to defeat Seth. And so he will still be a little fresh for our main event.

Winner: Johnny Legend via Pinfall


WHY DO THIS?

RW: We now go to Amanda Summers who has a one on one interview with...Oh goody...Ataxia.

JC: I thought we had a agreement not to let idiots talk on this show anymore.

DP: Then why do we give you a microphone?

RW:...wow.

We cut away fast as these two are about to get into a war of the words. We cut back to Amanda Summers as she stands outside of the “Axis” locker room. She knocks on the door. It opens slowly.

Ataxia: Come in.

Amanda walks into the room. Half of the lights are off. We see only Ataxia sitting in the shadows. At his feet on a dummy head...is the mask. Amanda looks at the light switch and goes to flip it.

Ataxia: Really? That curious?

Amanda stops herself. Ataxia's voice isn't it's usual insane tone. It's almost monotone and quiet.

Ataxia: You have questions?

Amanda Summers: Just wanted to get your thoughts on the main event tonight.

Ataxia: My thoughts were made pretty clear in my promo. Why are you really here?

Amanda Summers: Honestly...They asked me to interview you. Why? I don't know. You always say the same thing. I'm here to destroy SFT. I don't care about the titles. I don't care about losing. You always say the exact same thing or spew some nonsense.

Ataxia: Then why do it? Because you are told to?

Amanda Summers: You beat people in the ring to make your money. I have to interview people I detest.

Ataxia: It's refreshing to hear your honesty for once. Do you want to hear mine?

Amanda Summers: No. I don't. They might though.

Ataxia:...What do you want from me?

Amanda Summers: How about not trying to scare us into thinking you are going to cost us our jobs.

Ataxia: A woman as capable as you will find work in a "real" promotion. So will everyone on staff. Well...except Cartwright. He's an idiot.

Amanda Summers:...I'll tell you what I want to know. Doesn't anything phase you? Every match. Every time you just shrug off everything. This apathy isn't an act with you. It's unsettling. I've made a career interviewing you guys. On camera or off you can tell when it's a big match. People get on edge in their own ways, but you. All you do is just sit there so calm. Like it's nothing. Tonight you could win every single title in SFT and you don't care.

Ataxia: Heh. It's because I don't get nervous. Ever.

Amanda Summers: So what you're some kind of freak?

Ataxia: No. I'm just so use to high pressure situations. Maybe I should explain. A few years ago I had just went through the roughest battles of my career and the bookers thought it would be a good idea for me to face their world champion. No one thought I could win. No one. The champion was not even remotely intimidated by me. This was a proven champion who would never lose to someone like me. I was a rookie. I was a nobody. I was nothing. Every hit he gave me. I got up. Didn't matter what he did. I got up. That's my style. Take. Take. Take. Till they can't do anymore. Then I give them something that they don't expect. No one wants to lose to me because they fear a stigma on their career.

Amanda Summers: But this is for everything. Not just one title.

Ataxia: What is everything to you? This job...or your life outside of this job?

Amanda is silent for a moment.

Ataxia: That's the difference between them and I. I am a man who takes life beyond this job seriously. A match is simply that. A match. You want to see me nervous? Put me in front of my parents when I have to give them bad news. Put me in front of a lover when I tell her that our relationship is over. You want to see me cry over something then kill my dog. A title is nothing to me. To them. It's everything. However...tonight...I'm going to do things a little different.

Amanda Summers: What do you mean.

Ataxia reaches down and picks up the mask. He puts it over his head and steps into the light. No mad look in his eyes. No psychotic grin.

Ataxia: I'm going to officially give a fuck. Just for fun tonight. Because like it or not kids. One person is going to lose the whole pot tonight for everyone involved. This is for all the marbles. I'm that kid who doesn't even play marbles about to take all of your stuff.

Amanda Summers: So is this the real Ataxia tonight? Or just another joke?

Ataxia: Do I look like I'm joking right now?

Amanda Summers: No...but no one know who you are. So this could just be another trick.

Ataxia smiles.

Ataxia: It could also be a treat. Get ready boys and girl. I'm not sweating this. How about you?

Ataxia walks past Amanda.

Amanda Summers: One more question.

Ataxia: Yes?

Amanda Summers: What are you going to do if you become world champion?

Ataxia: That my dear, is going to be a fun night for SFT indeed. You will see if it happens just like everyone else, but...I promise I won't burn the belt.

Ataxia smiles that familiar grin as the camera cuts back to ringside.

RW: Ataxia could be the "wildcard" factor tonight.

JC: Yeah...and if he wins we're screwed.

DP: Or we're in for the greatest world title reign of all time.

JC: Now whose the idiot?

DP: Still you.


Miranda Reizeger vs. Titania Artemisk
(Non-Title Match)


JC: Oooh the match of the beauties is next. Miranda Reiziger VS Titania Artemisk. Two devilishly looking ladies about to get it on!

RW: This is going to be interesting as our world champion faces off with the leader of UVA.

DP: Sure is.

Robyn Byrne: Making her way to the ring, she is the world heavyweight champion and a member of Divine Intervention, standing at five foot eleven inches, she is Miranda Reiziger.

“Remember Thy Name” by Fort Minor plays over the PA system as Miranda makes her way lazily down the ramp way dragging her world championship as if she doesn’t realize it’s there and disregarding the fans. She climbs the steps and enters between the second and third ropes then stands in a corner gripping the rope and pulling a turnbuckle. She stands there waiting her opponent.

Robyn Byrne: Making her way to the ring, she is a member of Ultra Violent Alliance and stands in at five foot nine pounds from Worcester. Massuchusetts, she is Titania Artemisk!

“My Monkey: by Marilyn Manson blares over the PA system. The familiar guitar riff is heard over the PA system, but Titania is no where to be seen. Her music stops and starts to play again for a few more moments, She is still not seen.

RW: What’s this? That’s Titania’s music, but no Titania. Where is she?

JC: She probably knew she couldn’t win so she boarded a plane back to Worchester

DP: I highly doubt that Johnny.

The action goes back up to the ring, and the ref is seen talking to Robyn. Robyn shakes her head and raises the mic to her lips

Robyn: Ladies and gentlemen. If Titania Artemisk doesn’t not appear within ten seconds, she will be counted out and the winner by forfeit will be Miranda Reiziger!

DP: Well, that’s not what we expected to hear, especially at one of the biggest pay per views of the year!

RW: No doubt. These people, including myself in general would have liked to see a match for the ages, but it looks like we won’t be getting it.

JC: What? No boobies?

Titana’s music plays again and still there is no sign of her. Miranda is starting to get irate and starts to walk off. Just as she does, from under the ring Titania appears. She climbs into the ring and rolls up Miranda for a school boy.

1.…

2.…

KICK OUT!

WOW! That was fantastic. No one saw that coming. She tried to pull a fast one on Miranda by school boying her.

RW: Well, what do you expect. Being the leader of the UVA, she has to put it all out for the night and show her boys what she’s got

DP

…..

The action goes back to ringside and Titania charges in on Miranda. She tries to clothesline her, but Miranda comes back with a spinning heel kick forcing her to the ground. Not wasting any time, Miranda picks her up from the mat and irish whips her to the ropes and delivers a hard clothesline and goes for the cover.

1.…

2.…

KICKOUT!

DP: Withstanding the sneak attack, Miranda is still holding her all here.

JC: She is our world champion. Why shouldn’t she be able to?

RW: With a spinning heel kick and clothesline she almost took out Titania in a hot second. Titania is lucky she kicked out when she did otherwise that would have been a loss for UVA tonight and they can’t afford that

Grabbing Titania by the hair, Miranda punches her in the stomach. Titania flails backwards but regains her balance. Miranda tries to punch her again, but is blocked by Titania, and counters with a move of her own called Nature’s Wrath

JC: Now she’s trying to end it.

1.…

2.…

KICKOUT

RW: Great showing by our world champion. Kicking out of Nature’s Wrath, she remains vigilante. Surprisingly enough Titania has been able to stand so-

The action cuts back to the ring quickly and Titania picks up Miranda and tries for Nature’s Wrath again, but is blocked by Miranda who runs towards the ropes bicycle kicks Titania. Titania falls backwards and Miranda goes for the pin.

1.…

2.…

3!

The ref rings the bell and grabs the world championship from the time keeper. He hands it over to Miranda who takes it as the ref raises her arm in victory.

Robyn Byrne: And here is your winner….MIRANDA REZIGER!!!

JC”: Damn British. I mean good job Miranda!

RW: Yeah, yeah, cover it up all you want; you racist prick.

DP laughs hysterically.

Winners: Miranda Reizeger via Pinfall


Ataxia(c) vs. Alexander Hayes
(SFT Hybrid Championship Match)


Robyn Byrne: The following contest is contested under Hybrid Rules and is for the Hybrid Championship! JC: This is going to be something...

RW: I suppose.

JC: Who is the Hybrid Champion these days?

RW: No idea.

Fireworks explode as "Indigenous Holocaust" by Wahwahtay Benais blasts over the PA systems. As he comes out from backstage, Alexander Hayes is seen bouncing on his feet. He starts to walk down to the aisle to a chorus of boos and flips off the crowd.

Robyn Byrne: Making his way to the ring first is the challenger. He weighs in at 225 pounds and hails from Cambridge, Massachusetts... representing The Ultra Violent Alliance... he is the "All-American Native American" ALEXANDER HAYES!

As he nears the ring, he goes through the middle rope, walks over to a turnbuckle and jumps up. He raises both hands in the air and then is greeted by a second chorus of boos.

JC: I don't think the fans like him.

RW: I don't think he cares.

"Die! Die! Die, my darling. Don’t utter a single word..."

As the Metallica song plays over the PA, out of the back coming to the ring at a full tilt is Ataxia.

Robyn Byrne: Making his way to the ring next is the Hybrid Champion. He weighs in at 215 pounds... representing The Axis of Ultra Violence... "The Messiah Pariah" ATAXIA!

"The Messiah Pariah" ignores the fans and dives under the bottom ropes and slides across the ring almost hitting a cameraman. He smiles as he kips up and holds out his arms in a mock bow, laughing maniacally. The two combatants gaze at the Hybrid Championship and the referee hands the title to some guy at ringside, then explain the rules to them and calls for the bell. Suddenly, Ataxia shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Hayes is able to remain standing, grabbing a hold of Ataxia and forcing him to the ground. They roll around on the mat for a minute before Ataxia locks on a head scissors, holding Hayes' head firmly between his thighs.

KB: This looks pretty merry to me.

JC: Kiba, where the hell were you?

KB: There was a line at the bathroom a mile long. How's the fight going so far?

RW: They just got started.

KB: Cool.

Hayes squirrels his way out of the hold and tries to get away, but Ataxia grabs ahold of Hayes and pulls him back to the mat. He drives a few knees into Hayes' ribs, then pushes Hayes onto his back. Ataxia goes to punch Hayes, but Hayes is able to overpower and flip Ataxia onto his own back, mounting him and then unleashes a wide array of Native American punches. Ataxia is able to get ahold of Hayes head, pulling him to the mat and making it hard to throw punches. Ataxia is able to slip out of Hayes' grasp and get to his feet. As he does so, Hayes follows and works Ataxia's arm. Ataxia breaks free, grabs him in a rear waist lock and get him to the ground. With Ataxia in Hayes' rear, he forces Hayes to the ground and there's nowhere to go. Moments go by and Ataxia releases the hold, then stands up.

KB: The Hybrid Division is SO interesting!

Ataxia lays in some nice kicks to Hayes as he begins to stand. Hayes blocks a kick and goes for a few punches, only one of them connects and knocks Ataxia back a foot. Ataxia gets in a few more low kicks before shooting for a high kick, but Hayes ducks, goes behind... and hits a Pocahontas Suplex! The fans go nuts for the first time in this dreary match and Hayes goes for the pin before the referee reminds him that there are no pinfalls in this match. Hayes gets up, argues with the referee for a moment. This gives Ataxia time to start standing up. He is about to attack when suddenly... Hayes starts doing... uhh...

JC: Is he doing a...

RW: Yeah...

KB: RAIN DANCE! RAIN DANCE! RAIN DANCE!

JC: We're indoors, Kiba. I highly doubt it will rain.

RW: Besides, Rain Dance is what he calls a figure four leg lock. Duh!

The sprinkler system goes off, but only over the ring... as Hayes, Ataxia, and the referee are soaked. This angers the Hybrid Champion, who roundhouse kicks the bejesus out of Hayes! Hayes falls to the mat and the referee starts to count to ten. He makes it to five before Ataxia pushes him out of the way and the champion mounts Hayes, laying in some more punches.

RW: Ataxia could have won. Why did he go after Hayes again?

JC: Maybe he's pissed that his fancy costume was ruined by the Rain Dance.

KB: I once knew a guy who had a cousin who had a cat named Mr. Fluffy.

Back in the ring, Ataxia forces Hayes up and into the corner. He goes for a heel kick to the sternum, but Hayes blocks and kicks Ataxia square in the nuts.

RW: Is that legal in a Hybrid fight?

KB: Sure?

The referee shrugs and seems to allow it. With Ataxia writhing in pain, he drops to the mat and holds onto his groin, rubbing it and soothing it's pain.

JC: This is hard to watch.

KB: Mmm... hard...

Hayes grabs Ataxia's legs and locks on a figure four leg lock.

KB: RAIN DANCE! RAIN DANCE! RAIN DANCE!

Ataxia struggles for four minutes before gaining enough momentum to flip over onto his stomach, reversing the pressure. Hayes quickly rolls back onto his back. Both fighters sit up - still locked in the figure four - and they throw wild punches at each other Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.

RW: Who's going to last longer? Who's going to overpower the other!?

JC: Who's going to refill my drink!?

Eventually, things start to slow down, and Ataxia puts all his hate into one last punch that lands its mark on Hayes. Hayes collapses on the ground and is knocked out. The referee calls for the bell.

RW: That's all she wrote! Hayes was tough, but Ataxia overcame the odds and won.

Robyn: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner and STILL SFT Hybrid Champion...ATAXIA!

JC: But this won't be the last we see of these two. They'll still be in the main event together! And Hayes WILL get his revenge. Maybe. I dunno. Next match!

Winner: Ataxia via Pinfall


Gary Mac vs. Dirk Roman
(Falls Count Anywhere Match)


RW: It is now time for our grudge match between Dirk Roman and Gary Mac, in a falls count anywhere, really this match could end up anywhere with these two.

JC: Don’t forget Randy right after this match Dirk has another huge match to contend with but will he be fit for it after Gary Mac gets through with him?

The lights in the arena dim ever so slightly and the lights begin to flash purple as the fans get on their feet and begin cheering for the imminent arrival of Dirk Roman.

Robyn Byrne: This match is scheduled for one fall and is a fall count anywhere match, first making his way to the ring weighting in at two hundred and twenty pounds, from East Sussex, England, The Prince of Pain, DIRK ROMAN!!

Survivalism blasts from the speakers as the lights flash a devilishly good looking purple. Dirk makes his way to the ring blowing kisses at the crowd. He removes his coat with a flourish, spraying his fans with glitter.

JC: I really still don’t like Dirk for what he did to me a few months ago, I hope Gary Mac rips him apart.

RW: You need to get over yourself John, I’m sure Dirk Roman is still having nightmares from what he did to you too. What was that noise?

JC: I got a text, and hey it is from Gary Mac, I need to give my phone to Robyn right now.

John Cartwright stands up shouts on Robyn and then hands her his phone.

~PERFECTION HAS ARRIVED~

Appears on the tron and then the lights in the arena blackout, a green spotlight begins searching throughout the arena, the fans begin to boo. The spotlight goes faster and faster, the guitar rift can be heard, the spotlight gets even faster then the opening of "Tear Away" By Drowning Pool begins to blare out and the spotlight stops on the entrance way. The Lights stay out as the fans booing become louder.

I'm tearing away
Pieces are falling I can't seem to make them stay
You run away
Faster and faster you can't seem to get away
Break

Robyn Byrne: And his opponent, making his way to the ring weighting in at a very cut and perfect two hundred and twenty seven pounds, hailing from San Antonio, Texas, he is . . . *sigh* . . . Your God, The, The Specimen of Perfection, The Man Who Is Too Fucking Good, Greatness Personified, Everything You Dream of Being, The Man the Women Come to See, A Godly God, The Epitome of Wrestling, The Essence of SFT, Mister Controversial, A Rebel With A Cause, Chuck Norris’s Kryptonite, The man Superman Moulded Himself on, The Real Deal GARY MAC!!

Hope there's a reason
For questions unanswered I just don't see everything
Yes I'm inside you
Tell me how does it feel to feel like this
Just like I do

Gary Mac then walks out from the back with his black wrestling tights on with green lightning down each side. With the Words The Real Deal inscribed onto the back of it. The fans boo as Mac wears a Black T-Shirt with the words Too Fucking Good inscribed onto the front of it in gold writing. Gary Mac smirks towards the fans and then begins to head towards the ring, walking past the fans and as he does he spits on one while wiping his forehead and throwing the sweat onto the fans.

I don't care about anyone else but me
I don't care about anyone
Do I really want this
Sometimes I scare myself I just can't let it go
Can you believe it
Everything happens for reasons I just don't know
I don't care about anyone else but me
I don't care about anyone
I don't care about anyone else but me
I don't care about anyone or anything but me
God damn I love me

I don't care about anyone else but me
I don't care about anyone
I don't care about anyone else but me
I don't care about anyone or anything
I don't care about anyone else but me
I don't care about anyone

Mac reaches the ring and he leaps up onto the ring apron. Gary turns around and poses for the fans, then he leaps over the top rope and lands on his feet. Mac then takes of his T-Shirt and climbs the nearest turnbuckle. Mac poses once more before throwing the T-Shirt into the crowd and then he jumps down before focusing on Dirk Roman.

RW: Do you think he has enough monikers John?

JC: He earned every single one of those names Randy he deserves them all.

RW: Really? I want to see what Chuck Norris has to say about one of them.

JC: Chuck is fine with it, he knows Gary would beat the shit out of him too, because Chuck Norris tells Gary Mac ghost stories to scare his children.

RW: Yeah I would be scared if someone told me a story about Gary Mac, you really messed that one up John, well our referee for this falls count anywhere match is Austin Jolley.

The bell rings and both Gary Mac and Dirk Roman stand at opposite ends looking through each other with a look of hatred, they slowly walk to the middle of the ring and lock up in a collar and elbow tie up, Gary takes Dirk into a sidehead lock and then takes him down to the mat with the side headlock locked firmly in before moving into a front face lock and then Mac does an aeroplane spin on top of Dirk Roman before slapping him on the back of the head. Gary stands up and throws his arms in the air posing to the fans who react to it with a chorus of boos.

JC: Great technical wrestling there by Gary Mac, you have to give him credit Randy.

RW: Sure you are right it was but look Dirk Roman doesn’t seem happy with the slap on the back of the head.

As Gary turns around Dirk Roman is up he charges Gary and takes him down and begins unloading with huge rights and lefts before standing up Mac gets up almost instantly and is knocked down with a clothesline by Dirk Roman. Gary bounces straight back up and goes for a clothesline of his own it is ducked by Dirk as Gary turns around a huge right by Dirk rocks Gary back against the ropes, Roman grabs the arm of Gary whips him across the rope as he comes back Dirk hits a backbody drop. Holding his back slightly Gary gets up and Dirk Roman knocks him back down with a big drop kick and Gary rolls out the ring.

RW: look at him now as soon as Dirk steps it up Gary rolls out the ring to catch his breath.

JC: Gary wants a Time Out, we need a Time Out here Randy, get him water to clean himself.

Without letting him catch his breath Dirk slides out the ring Gary goes for a right hand it is blocked by Dirk who then rams a knee to the mid-section of Dirk Roman. Then follows up with a right hand and then grabs the head and arm of Gary Mac before whipping him into the guard rail. Dirk steps back rushes and clotheslines Gary Mac right over the guard rail.

RW: It looks like the fans are going to get a closer look right here.

JC: Where is this Time Out, I swear this cheating isn’t allowed, if Dirk wasn’t away over there I would.

RW: You would what John? Yeah shut up now.

The fans are cheering as Dirk Roman climbs up on top of the guard rail with Gary trying to get to his feet Dirk leaps off with a axehandle to the back of Gary Mac that send him down to the floor. Dirk stomps on the back once and then another, before turning to a fan and asking, “Can I have your chair?” The fans gets up as Dirk Roman grabs the chair and folds it over before bringing it crashing down across the back of Gary Mac, a smile appears on Dirks face before he does it once more, a loud scream from Mac who then holds his back after the chair shots Dirk throws it down to the mat.

JC: I knew it, I knew what Dirk would do, uses weapons because he can’t compete with Gary Mac.

RW: Didn’t Gary and Johnny use a chair against Dirk last week?

JC: That wasn’t during a match though.

Gary begins crawling away a little but is stopped as Dirk Roman stomps on his back once more before grabbing the head of Gary and helping him up, Dirk runs with Gary Mac and throws him right over the guard rail towards the ring. Dirk climbs over and then picks up Mac in a fall away slam position and stands there for a second before hitting the fall away slam making sure Gary Mac’s back connected against the ring post. Dirk sits there pleased with himself and dusts himself down.

RW: I have to say things aren’t looking good for Gary right now.

JC: He will turn it around though Randy just you wait and see, he will I know it.

With Gary down holding his back Dirk gets up stands for a second looking at Gary before laughing, he then looks under the ring and pulls out a Kendo stick and looks at it whilst Gary begins trying to get up as he does Dirk begins hitting him with the Kendo stick right across the back countless times, the fans count along with it. After ten hits Dirk throws it to the side and covers Gary Mac.

Austin Jolley: 1 . . . 2 . . . Kick out by Gary Mac.

But Dirk isn’t bother he just smiles as he stands he grabs Gary Mac but half way up Gary hits a low blow on Dirk Roman and quickly grabs the head and hits a DDT.

JC: I told you Randy, I told you here he is coming back.

RW: There is still a long way to go John but Dirk has did enough damage to his spine that this could go wrong for Gary is he continues.

Finally Gary gets up and he looks at Dirk stirring as he notices this Gary begins making his way up the ramp heading backstage as he reaches the top Dirk sees him and begins giving chase.

RW: This might not be too good, remember the last time this happened John.

JC: I sure do, it ended in a violent assault by Dirk on Gary Mac.

Quickly as he can Mac heads through the curtains the camera follows as does the referee, Dirk isn’t far behind Mac grabs a mop and runs around a corner. Dirk comes through into the back area and walks forward before Gary Mac from the blind side of Dirk smashes the mop across his head. Gary goes right on top of him with huge rights and lefts, Mac stands up grabs one half of the broken mop as Dirk begins getting up Gary drives the broken part into the forehead of Dirk Roman. He doesn’t let Dirk fall though he picks him up and throws him head first into a drinks machine and as Dirk connects the machines smashes.

JC: He just threw Dirk through a soda machine.

RW: And look Dirk is busted wide open and Gary is going for a cover.

Austin Jolley: 1 . . . 2 . . . Shoulder up by Dirk Roman.

Gary isn’t happy as he stands up and makes his way towards the canteen but Dirk tries to regain his composure and heads in after him Gary doesn’t see Dirk and from behind he knocks him down with a clothesline, Gary rolls forward and straight onto his feet both Gary and Dirk begin trading blows in the canteen, huge rights and lefts, the blood pouring down the face of Dirk Roman as he is rocked by a huge right by Gary, who then goes for a suplex but Dirk blocks it and hits a suplex of his own.

RW: Great reversal by Dirk Roman, that suplex has folded Gary Mac in half.

JC: Someone get in there this isn’t right someone arrest Dirk Roman.

Mac begins making his way to his feet he is half way up when Dirk quickly grabs a steal try and swings it connecting with Gary’s skull, the tray is bashed as Dirk drops and hooks the leg.

Austin Jolley: 1 . . . 2 . . . Kickout by Gary Mac.

Dirk gets in a mounted position and begins bringing down rights onto the forehead of Gary before standing up bring Gary with him and lifting him up and bringing his body crashing down through a table with a scoop slam, Dirk quickly covers.

Austin Jolley: 1 . . . 2 . . . Shoulder up by Mac.

Still not happy Dirk stands up bringing Gary Mac with him, he looks around before throwing Mac through the doors and then follows him through, a right by Dirk stops any momentum Gary was going to gain and then Dirk grabs Gary in a belly to belly spins around and hits a belly to belly sending him through another door.

RW: These two are going to fight all through this arena tonight.

JC: I hope Switchblade appears, I hope the rumors are true and Gary has a trick up his sleeve.

Following the body of Gary into the locker room he is met with a right hand but it is weak and Dirk responds with one of his own and then grabs Gary before whipping him into the wall. Dirk runs and body splashes Gary against the wall steps back and as Gary staggers out Dirk hits a spinning spine buster onto the floor, Dirk again covers Gary Mac.

Austin Jolley: 1 . . . 2 . . . Gary barely gets a shoulder up.

With Gary down Dirk pulls out a bag of glitter and gets read to rub it onto Gary but he quickly notices this raise his leg and kicks Dirk in the balls again, the glitter falls to the floor. Mac gets to his feet runs at Dirk and hits a jumping spinning DDT, before crawling out the door.

RW: Again Gary is running away from Dirk, why is this John I thought he could beat anyone.

JC: Taking his time Randy, that is all just taking his time.

After a few moments Dirk comes round notices Gary is gone and gets up and begins searching for him, “Where are you, you son of a bitch!” Shouts Dirk as one of the backstage men point towards the parking lot and Dirk jogs towards it. Once there he looks around and cant see Gary but is attacked from behind from Gary who takes Dirk down with a fire extinguisher. Dirk falls forward as he gets up Gary connects with The Real Deal and then falls on top of Dirk for the cover.

Austin Jolley: 1 . . . 2 . . . Kick out by Dirk Roman.

RW: Close call there but it seems Dirk won’t give up as easy as Gary thinks.

JC: That was clearly a slow count by the referee, Austin Jolley should be fired on the spot.

Upset with the count Gary gets up and is right in Jolley’s face pointing at him, he pushes Jolley who then pushes Gary back and Dirk rolls Mac up.

Austin Jolley: 1 . . . 2 . . . Kickout by Gary Mac.

RW: Another close call these two have really beat up on each other and Dirk has another match too.

JC: I know you think he would just give up and save some for Miranda and Johnny to beat on.

Both men struggle to their feet, they begin trading blows in the parking lot, Dirk throws a right it is ducked by Mac and he counters with a neckbreaker before getting to his knees.

JC: A neckbreaker from nowhere

RW: Well so far this match has been almost all Dirk Roman

He stands up and waits for Dirk to get to his feet, Gary goes for a waist lock but receives a elbow to the nose, followed by another one, Dirk turns around after the hold is broke and elbows Mac in the face before leaping up in a hurricarana position and goes for it only for Gary to reverse it into Near Destruction, he hits the powerbomb and rolls into a Boston Crab.

JC: This has got to be it now Randy, Near Destruction by Gary Mac.

RW: There is no ropes I think Dirk might struggle to get out of this maneuver.

Before Gary can apply more pressure he releases the hold and falls to the ground holding his back in pain, Dirk quickly seizes the opportunity to get up and lock in a Boston crab of his own.

RW: A mistake by Gary Mac may have cost him the match here.

JC: You can’t use his moves against him, don’t people read the rules for when you are in the ring with Gary Mac.

The fans back in the arena are cheering as Gary is about to tap but someone appears with their back to the camera they grab Dirk by the throat and hit a chokeslam into a backbreaker, with Dirk down they grab the body of Gary Mac and place him on top of Dirk Roman.

JC: Succumb to Darkness, Lionel Kingston just helped Gary Mac, what a moment of genius by Mac.

RW: You have got to be kidding me, Lionel joins forces with Gary Mac?

Austin Jolley: 1 . . . 2 . . . . 3!!

With Gary still groggy from the match Lionel helps him up before lifting his arm in the air which causes Gary to hold his back in pain.

RW: I am lost for words, Lionel Kingston has joined forces with Gary Mac and Divine Intervention.

JC: What a move by Divine Intervention, they just got another World Champion on their side and this stable war looks really one sided now.

RW: You can not take anything away from Dirk Roman he gave this his all and still has to contend with the War Games match up.

JC: Will he be in any fit state after this match?

Gary Mac and Lionel Kingston walk to a nearby car as Lionel opens the door Mac gets in as the camera stays focused on him Mac begins shouting.

Gary Mac: You just witnessed the newest addition to Divine Intervention, my personal bodyguard Lionel Kingston.

He then slams the door over and Lionel starts the car before driving off.

JC: There you have it, Mr Controversial has his own personal bodyguard and I think it is about time he has it.

RW: Now Divine Intervention have five members will the Axis have anything up their sleeve?

Winner: Gary Mac via Pinfall


Miranda Reizeger(c) and Johnny Legend
vs.
Dirk Roman(c) and Ataxia(c)
vs.
Evan Corbyn and Alexander Hayes(c)
(War Games Elimination Match: Winners Take All)

RW: And now it's time for our big main event, perhaps the biggest in SFT history!

DP: ALL the major titles in SFT are on the line...at the SAME TIME! Of course it's the biggest!

JC: Oh man, look at this Randy!

The camera cuts away to the timekeeper's position. There we see a series of glass cases all lined up one by one. Each case contains a title belt, and the camera passes by all of them from the Hardcore Championship all the way to the World Heavyweight Championship.

RW: There they are, the very titles that represent the best in our industry. One of these three teams is walking away with all of them!

DP: I can feel the hairs on the back of my neck sticking out.

JC: I have something ELSE sticking out.

DP: Gross... JC: It's exactly what you think it is.

RW: Let me guess, you're excited for Div-

JC: Divine Intervention! The other groups can't hold a candle to their greatness, and Miranda and Legend will deliver for their team. Believe it!

DP: Well I believe that the current Tag Team Champions, Ataxia and Dirk Roman, would say otherwise. The team hasn't lost a match yet, and just last week Ataxia was able to hold his own against Miranda.

JC: Must I mention the weak link of the two? Dirk Roman just got bloodied to a pulp by Gary and Kingston not too long ago, so I don't think she'll be at one hundred percent for this one.

RW: And of course there's the enigmatic teaming of Evan Corbyn and Alexander Hayes. It wasn't too long ago that the two UVA members faced each other with Hayes taking the National Title from Evan. Do you think there will be any tension between the two of them?

DP: I don't think so. Titania has bonded that group, and a single title change isn't going to affect their teamwork.

JC: Well we'll see about that pretty soon.

RW: That's right, because the War Games cage is just about set up, and we're ready to introduce the first two competitors!

The camera cuts to Robyn Byrne in ring #1 of the two rings placed side by side. A giant twenty foot high steel cage encompasses around the two rings. The cage has two doors left open, one on each side.

Robyn: Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is your main event match of the evening. It is a Three Team War Games match, and it is for ALL the SFT Championships!

The fans go nuts for the upcoming match.

Robyn: The rules are as follows. Two randomly selected combatants will enter the rings and begin the match. Every five minutes, a new combatant will enter. Once all six participants are in the match, elimination rules will apply via pinfall or submission. The last team remaining in the cage will be the winners!

JC: Everybody get that?

"Die! Die! Die, my darling. Don't utter a single word..."

As the already played Metallica song comes over the PA out of the back coming to the ring at a full tilt is Ataxia.

Robyn: First making his way to the ring representing The Axis, from an undisclosed location and weighing in at 215 pounds, he is "The Messiah Pariah"...ATAXIA!

"The Messiah Pariah" ignores the fans, runs up the ring steps and goes through the cage door almost hitting a cameraman. He smiles as he steps into ring #1, holds out his arms in a mock bow and awaits his opponent all the while laughing maniacally as his music fades.

RW: And Ataxia has the unenviable task of starting this match. You gotta think that the team member who gets picked last will have the best advantage for this match type.

DP: Ataxia couldn't care less about advantages. He's here to fight, and he's here to make sure The Axis walk away with the gold.

JC: I'll believe it when I see it!

Robyn: And his opponent...

The lights fade completely and "Dead & Bloated" by Stone Temple Pilots blasts.

Robyn: Representing the Ultra Violent Alliance, From Detroit, Michigan and weighing in at 232 pounds...EVAN CORBYN!

Corbyn makes his way to the ring in the darkness. Then he stands in the middle of ring #2 as the lights raise. Ataxia, not showing any sign of intimidation, simply continues to laugh as Corbyn's music fades.

JC: So now we have an Axis member against a UVA member. This is great!

RW: What do you mean?

JC: Now I get to see those two beat the stuffing out of each other while Divine Intervention gets a five minute rest!

DP: Well they gotta come out eventually. And I don't think they'll like what awaits them.

Robyn exits via the cage door, and referee Sean Whitcomb calls for the bell. It sounds, and the match is official. A small countdown clock can be seen on the lower right corner of the screen.

[5:00]

RW: And folks, as you can see, the countdown has already begun for the next entrant.

DP: Well these two aren't going to wait much longer!

Ataxia gestures for Evan to step into his ring. Corbyn happily obliges and steps out of ring #2 to head into ring #1. While making the transition, Ataxia charges forward and clobbers Evan with a right forearm across the temple. Stunned, Evan is left leaning against the top rope allowing Ataxia to grab him by the neck and drop a jawbreaker that bounces him into the ropes of ring #2. Ataxia runs the ropes and leaps out of ring #1 for a suicide dive onto Evan that knocks them both over the top rope and into ring #2. From there the retaining Hybrid Champion puts his experience to use by landing hammer blows to the side of Corbyn's face. Whitcomb changes rings in order to check on Evan's condition.

RW: And Ataxia is starting things off quickly and aggressively, just how he likes it.

JC: Funny, that's just how I like it...ladies.

DP: Please stop. You're going to make me vomit all over my new suit.

JC: Relax, i'm sure WalMart will have another one in your size.

Ataxia stops to look at the fans as some cheer for him while others wish death upon him. It did not matter to him, and he showed his indifference by lifting Evan up and shoving him into a nearby turnbuckle. Ataxia kicks away at Evan's stomach, not allowing him a moment to breathe. He then takes Evan and goes to whip him, but Corbyn counters and flings his opponent into the turnbuckle instead. Corbyn runs towards him, but Ataxia is able to fight him off with an elbow to the face. Evan stumbles back allowing Ataxia to jump up to the top turnbuckle pad, leap off and land a crossbody on Evan. He goes for a pin, but Whitcomb reminds him that pinfalls don't count until everyone is in the ring. Ataxia gets to his feet and we can hear him verbally say to the ref...

Ataxia: "Are you f**king serious?!"

JC: HA! What an idiot! He can't pin the guy yet.

DP: Ataxia simply did what any other wrestler would have done in his position, John. His pin attempt was instinctual, a good sign of a ring veteran.

JC: Might wanna clean some of that brown off your nose, buddy.

Ataxia brings his focus back to Corbyn and lifts him up. Luckily for Evan, the distraction was long enough for him to regain his focus. Evan drives a knee into Ataxia's abdomen, grabs him by the neck and drops him to the mat with a snap DDT. Corbyn gets to his feet and takes a look at the countdown clock on the StrikeTron.

[3:52]

Evan stalls for time while Ataxia gets back up. Once he's up, Corbyn grabs him from behind and applies a sleeper submission. Ataxia reaches out for the ropes, but rope breaks won't matter much, nor will tapping out for the time being.

DP: Well THAT'S not very smart of Evan, John. Submissions don't count yet.

JC: Obviously he's not trying to make him tap. He's wearing his opponent down, making sure that his speed and endurance take a sharp decline. The longer this match goes, the worse it's going to be for Ataxia.

RW: Ataxia's not moving too much. If Evan can knock him out early on, he'll save himself over three minutes of fighting, and for this match in particular, that must feel like an eternity.

Corbyn releases Ataxia once he feels he's been taken care off. Ataxia falls on his side and the fans boo Corbyn. Evan looks to the fans and talks trash to the people down in front. After a few seconds Corbyn watches and waits for Ataxia to get back up. At the clock enters into the two minute time-span, Ataxia shows signs of life as he gets back up. Corbyn gets behind him and looks to try for the sleeper again, but this time Ataxia has him scouted out and delivers a swift back kick to the chest. Ataxia then springboards off the ropes and lands a moonsault on Evan. Corbyn is down while Ataxia manages to land on his feet. Ataxia picks Corbyn off the mat and lands a few punches before whipping him across the ring. On the return Ataxia knocks Corbyn back down with a picture perfect dropkick. Ataxia goes towards Evan, but the long time professional decides to slide out of the ring for a reprieve instead.

[2:34]

Corbyn walks around the outside of the ring while Ataxia tells him to get back in. Instead of listening to him, Corbyn decides to find a weapon under the ring.

RW: And Corbyn must still have the mentality of his earlier match with Nirvana because he's reaching for a weapon.

DP: It looks like he's becoming a desperate man, Randy.

JC: You say desperate, I say smart. Not only is he slowing down the match for Ataxia, he's also utilizing his environment in order to secure an advantage.

RW: You always have an answer, don't you John?

JC: Damn right I do!

Corbyn pulls out a folded up steel chair. He holds it up and slams it against the apron as a means of intimidating Ataxia. It doesn't work. Instead Ataxia decides to exit the ring and go after Corbyn. Evan holds the chair up and threatens to bash his brain in, but it doesn't stop him. Evan swings and misses allowing Ataxia to tackle Corbyn into the cage wall. Evan drops the chair and Ataxia snatches it off the ground. The fans are getting pumped as Ataxia waits for Corbyn to get off the wall. When he does, he holds the chair up high, swings and connects with Evan's back. Corbyn cries out as the pain courses throughout his body. Ataxia raises the chair again and once more smacks Corbyn across the back.

[1:02]

Evan falls to his knees and tries to crawl back up to the apron, but Ataxia shows no mercy and nails him with a chair shot to the back of the head. Corbyn falls limp on the concrete floor. Ataxia, satisfied with the results, drops the chair and tosses Corbyn back in the ring.

RW: And with a little less than a minute left, Ataxia is making sure that there's one less competitor to deal with.

DP: Whoever comes out next will alter the flow of the match. Question is, who's it going to be?

JC: If it's not a member of Divine Intervention, then it's another five minutes of my time wasted.

Ataxia slides back in the ring and lifts Evan up. He drapes an arm over his shoulder and drops Corbyn with a snap suplex. Ataxia runs the ropes and drops a running knee to the head. Ataxia lifts Evan up and whips him across the ropes. On the return Ataxia ducks down for a back body drop, but Corbyn counters by kicking Ataxia in the head. Ataxia stumbles back towards the ropes. Evan runs at him looking for a clothesline, but this time Ataxia manages to get the back body drop in, and Corbyn is sent flying over the top and onto the floor. Ataxia's grin is visibly through his mask as he already hears the fans counting down with the clock.

[0:10]

Fans: 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!

RW: Who's it going to be?

Fireworks explode as "Indigenous Holocaust" by Wahwahtay Benais blasts over the PA systems. As he comes out from backstage, Alex is seen bouncing on his feet. He starts to run down the ramp to a chorus of boos.

Robyn: Representing the Ultra Violent Alliance...ALEXANDER HAYES!

RW: And we get the other half of UVA making his way into the cage.

DP: It's a good thing Ataxia took care of Evan when he did, otherwise he would be in a pretty bad situation.

JC: He's GOING to be in a bad situation once Evan gets up.

As Hayes nears the cage, he goes through the door to ring #1 and makes his way over to Ataxia still at ring #2. Ataxia decides to meet him halfway, and the two men start brawling between the two rings.

RW: Look at this! Those two are still going strong even after the brutal match they had earlier.

JC: It's like we're watching the Hybrid Championship match all over again.

DP: No complaints there.

Ataxia wins out the punching duel as Hayes is left reeling against the ropes. Ataxia goes for a wild haymaker, but Hayes ducks down and tosses Ataxia over his head causing him to fall into ring #1. Hayes goes in after him.

[4:53]

Hayes lifts Ataxia up and scoop slams him back down. Alex lets out a tribal yell before running the ropes and hitting Ataxia with a leg drop. Hayes gets up and takes Ataxia along with him. He shoves Ataxia into a turnbuckle and drives a shoulder into his ribs over and over again. After enough hits satisfy the native warrior, Hayes whips Ataxia across the ring. He charges after him and connects with a body splash. Ataxia falls into Hayes' arm and right into an exploder suplex.

DP: I think Hayes feels more at home with traditional wrestling.

JC: No kidding.

Hayes grabs Ataxia by the top of his mask and lets out another yell before raising his right arm and dropping a flurry of forearm clubs to the chest. After the tenth one Ataxia slumps back down on the mat and Hayes looks ready to make the kill. Meanwhile, Corbyn is starting to wake back up. He spots his partner and nods with approval as he heads towards ring #1. Hayes picks Ataxia up and sets him up against the ropes. From there he lands several chops across the chest, each chop harder than the last. Corbyn slides into the ring and makes his presence known to Hayes. The two look at one another, and then at Ataxia. Having the same idea, both men grab Ataxia and whip him across the ropes. On the rebound they drop him with a double clothesline.

RW: And now the worst case situation has finally taken place for Ataxia. He alone must deal with both members of the UVA.

JC: He sure does. Well, at least for another...

[3:48]

JC: Yeah, that.

Hayes and Corbyn get Ataxia back up. Corbyn holds Ataxia's arms back while Hayes lands punches to the chest and stomach regions. Ataxia, looking worse for wear, continues to be held by Corbyn as Hayes changes plans and makes his way up a turnbuckle. Once on top, Hayes aligns himself properly and jumps off for a double axe handle. Ataxia, deciding that he's better off not getting hit, slips out of Corbyn's grasps and Evan winds up taking the axe handle to the head himself. Corbyn falls to the mat and Hayes looks like he saw a ghost.

DP: Whoops!

RW: And with a bit of miscommunication by team UVA, Ataxia continues to endure.

JC: Hmm...did anyone else think that axe handle was headed more towards Evan to begin with?

RW: Not sure what you're getting at, partner.

JC: Eh, never mind. I must've looked at it from the wrong angle.

Ataxia crawls over to the ropes and picks himself up, but Hayes is back on the offensive as he lands powerful blows to Ataxia's already wounded body.

[3:03]

Hayes grabs Ataxia by the waist, pulls him in and drops him with a belly to belly suplex. Hayes goes over to Corbyn and helps him up, but Evan shoves him back and points a finger at him blaming him for hitting him on the head. The fans are cheering, likely for the two of them to beat each other up instead of Ataxia. Hayes holds his hands up in defense and tells Evan it was an accident. Corbyn rubs the side of his head and grunts. As he glances down at Ataxia, he tells Hayes something and points at the fallen Axis member. Alex nods in agreement. The two make their way over to Ataxia once more.

RW: They can't just stand and argue the entire match, that's just going to leave them open to an attack.

JC: Look, teams make mistakes. It happens. At least Evan and Alex know better than to fight over it.

DP: This match is too big and too important to resort to petty arguing. They're both smart enough to realize that.

Corbyn and Hayes pick up Ataxia and toss him out of the ring between the top and middle ropes. Ataxia lands shoulder first on the ground. Hayes and Corbyn go after him. Corbyn grabs Ataxia and whips him into the cage wall. The collision of steel and flesh is satisfying to Corbyn, so much so that he decides to do it again. Hayes stands back and watches.

RW: I don't think Ataxia can take much more of this.

DP: The guy has been through worse, Randy. He needs to find his second wind.

JC: He's going to have NO wind if he can't fight back.

Corbyn slams Ataxia's head against the steel before letting him drop on the floor.

[2:15]

Corbyn directs Hayes to Ataxia, and Hayes happily takes his turn. Alex lifts Ataxia over his shoulder, runs, and drives Ataxia head first like a battering ram into the cage. Ataxia's eyes look glazed over, blood pouring down from his forehead, as Corbyn and Hayes stand over him with satisfaction. Whitcomb tells Hayes and Corbyn to get back in the ring, but his commands are useless in this match, and Corbyn and Hayes are both aware of that.

RW: "The Messiah Pariah" is being put to the ultimate test of survival. The question is, how much more time does his body have left to give?

JC: Well with two minutes left on the clock, I hope he's praying that his partner comes out next.

DP: Speaking of Dirk...look!

The fans go nuts as Dirk Roman runs out of the curtain, not even waiting for his entrance or to put on his fur coat. A big bandage can be seen on the spot where Dirk was bleeding at the hands of Gary and Kingston. Roman runs down the ramp and goes over to the cage wall close by Ataxia. Evan and Hayes look over at Dirk and laugh at him. Corbyn punches the chain wall to scare him off, but Roman remains where he is. He shouts for Ataxia to get up and fight.

JC: What is THIS nonsense? Dirk has NOT been called out, the timer's not even expired!

RW: Well he's not in the cage, so I don't believe he's breaking the rules.

DP: Since when has showing support for your partner ever been wrong?

JC: Grumble...

RW: Did he just say the word grumble?

DP: I believe he did.

Roman's motivational approach seems to be helping Ataxia a little as he starts getting up on his own, but Hayes quickly kicks him in the head to send him back down.

[1:18]

Hayes grabs Ataxia and tosses him back into the ring. Corbyn continues to taunt Dirk on the outside. Roman walks alongside the side of the cage, occasionally staring at the countdown clock. Hayes lifts up Ataxia and applies an abdominal stretch submission. If Ataxia's face could be seen better, one would notice the wincing as Hayes pulls on each muscle and ligament. Corbyn climbs up on the apron and enters the ring. He goes over to Ataxia and can't help but slap him across the face while Hayes continue to stretch his opponent out. Ataxia simply looks up at Corbyn and starts laughing in his face. Corbyn looks at him with disgust and strikes him across the face with a closed fist punch. Dirk tries to get inside, but another official standing at ringside tells him to step back and wait his turn. Roman argues with the official about the situation, but rules and rules and Dirk must wait.

[0:46]

Ataxia is close to his breaking point as Evan kicks and punches him while Hayes keeps the submission hold on. Roman paces back and forth, each second making him angrier and angrier.

DP: Just look at Dirk, he's enraged.

RW: Well given what happened to him in his match with Gary earlier, and the situation his partner Ataxia is in, I think he's ready to explode on those guys.

JC: .....

RW+DP: .....

JC: ....what?

RW: Erm...nothing, I guess.

Corbyn stops for a moment to look over at Dirk. He mocks tears rolling down his face and laughs at him before turning back to Ataxia. Suddenly, Ataxia starts shaking. Hayes senses something wrong, and sure enough his grip starts to loosen. Soon Ataxia breaks free of the hold and hip tosses Hayes to the mat. Hayes gets up and receives a spinning heel kick to the head. Corbyn goes for a clothesline attempt, but Ataxia ducks it, grabs Evan from behind and connects with a release German suplex. All three men are down as the countdown heads to ten seconds.

[0:10]

Fans: 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!

RW: And here comes Dir-

"Miseria Cantare" by AFI softly creeps into the arena. The crowd stands on their feet, awaiting the sign of Johnny Legend. On the StrikeTron, we see Legend's head titled downwards as the song continues.

RW: Wait, no! It's Legend!

JC: YES! Finally!

Slowly, the head comes up to show Legends' face as the song kicks in. "Legend" flashes in-front of his face, as golden fireworks go off near the top of the ramp.

Johnny Legend comes walking out from the back. A smirk is plastered across his face, as he poses for the crowd.

Robyn: Representing Divine Intervention...JOHNNY LEGEND!

The crowd boos, and Johnny Legend starts to walk down the ramp. Not paying attention to the fans, he continues as some fans give him middle fingers and shouting unkind words at him. As his music fades, Legend walks over to Dirk and yells at him to step aside so he can enter the cage.

Legend: "Outta the way, blockhead!"

Yelling at an angry Dirk Roman proves to be a very foolish thing as Dirk decides to grab Legend by the head and shove him into the cage wall. Legend bounces off, and right away Dirk whips him into the barricade. RW: I'm sure he can't but who's going to stop him? You?

JC: I would if I wasn't so busy providing award willing commentary.

DP: What award did you win? "Most Likely To Be Forever Alone?"

JC: Who gave you my yearbook?!

[4:55]

While Dirk battles it out with Johnny on the outside, inside the cage Ataxia, Evan, and Hayes start getting up at the same time. Evan gets behind Ataxia, and Hayes goes to his front. Alex goes for a running clothesline, but Ataxia ducks and Hayes winds up hitting Evan. Hayes doesn't have time to apologize as Ataxia grabs Hayes, lifts him up over his shoulders, and drops him with a Death Valley Driver. Ataxia then turns to Corbyn, picks him up and jabs him with a throat punch. Ataxia notices Hayes standing close by the ropes and clotheslines him out of the ring and onto the barrier that leads into ring #2.

RW: There's that second wind, and UVA are in trouble!

JC: OH! I GET IT! "Explode" on those guys! HA!

DP: ...Really?

Johnny stops Roman from attacking him more by driving a knee into his stomach. He then grabs the tights and snap suplexes Roman onto the floor. Legend makes his way to the cage door and steps inside. Ataxia, meanwhile, goes over to Hayes, lifts him up and tosses him into ring #2. Ataxia goes over to the nearby turnbuckle and waits for Hayes to get to his feet. When he does he turns to Ataxia and receives a 360 degree spinning roundhouse kick to the jaw. Hayes is down and out while Ataxia grabs his chest and recovers a bit. Legend smirks as he watches from a distance and analyzes the situation. Corbyn, now recovered from the throat punch, notices Legend watching and yells at him to turn around. Legend looks back, and the two newest Hall of Famers stare each other down as the fans get excited for what they're about to see.

RW: Here we go again, Corbyn vs. Legend round two!

DP: The fans are going crazy for these two.

JC: Naturally, Legend's the best thing about this match.

[4:12]

Legend tells Corbyn to bring it. He brings it. The two grapple, and Legend is quick to apply an armlock. Corbyn counters it with an armlock of his own before turning it into a side headlock. Legend lifts Corbyn up for a back suplex, but Corbyn uses his momentum to snapmare Legend to the mat, the headlock still applied. Legend grunts as he gets back to his feet and hits Corbyn with enough elbows to release him. Legend runs the ropes, but gets knocked down with a shoulder tackle from Evan. Corbyn runs the ropes, hops over Legend, and bounces off the other end for added speed. Legend gets to his feet and avoid the upcoming attack by leapfrogging over Corbyn. Evan off the ropes once more, and Legend goes for a dropkick, but Evan manages to grab Legend's legs and drop him on the mat. Corbyn takes the legs and applies Legend's own Texas Clover Leaf submission.

RW: Ouch! That's quite an insult to Legend, using his own move against him.

JC: Can someone be disqualified for insulting Legend?

RW: ...no.

JC: Damn! Why is that NOT a rule?

Legend is the fresh man though, and he manages to work his way to the ropes and slip out of the ring. Corbyn releases his grip and watches Legend get back to his feet. Corbyn leaps over the top rope and suicide dives onto Legend.

[3:23]

Roman is back up, and he continues to wait on the outside, praying that he'll be the next one in the ring. Ataxia, now back up, wipes the blood seeping through his mask and goes over to Hayes. He picks Hayes up and lands a couple forearm shots before shoving him into the corner and kicking him over and over again. Hayes falls into the corner, but the kicks just keep on coming. Eventually Ataxia stops, but it's only so that he can run the ropes and hit Hayes with a bit of facewash. Meanwhile, Corbyn grabs hold of Legend and tosses him head first into a turnbuckle post. Corbyn decides to check under the ring once again, and this time he pulls out a table. Corbyn takes the folded table and sets it between ring #1 and ring #2 creating a makeshift bridge. Corbyn turns back to Legend, grabs him, and sets him up for a cradle piledriver, but Legend drops down to one knee and hits Evan with a low blow. Legend then places Evan between his legs, lifts him up and powerbombs him through the table.

RW: Good lord! Corbyn is down and out!

[2:31]

Legend walks over the debris and slides into ring #2 to join with Ataxia and Hayes. Ataxia, unaware of Legend's presence, lifts Hayes up for another attack, but Hayes manages to push Ataxia into Legend's direction. Legend grabs hold of Ataxia from behind and hits a back suplex.

RW: That was some good timing between Hayes and Legend.

JC: It sure was...hmm...

Legend and Hayes turn to one another. Both men circle around one another, waiting for the other to make the first move. Suddenly, Legend backs away and exits the ring. Hayes looks about as confused as the rest of the fans as Legend makes his way to the ring steps of ring #1. Legend grabs the steps and tosses the upper half aside. Place on top of the lower half of the steps are two masterlock padlocks with chains wrapped around them.

RW: What is Legend doing?

JC: Uhh...I honestly have no idea.

DP: He's got those chains, maybe he's going to use them as a weapon?

RW: Wait a minute, wait a minute!

Legend takes one of the padlocks and chains and walks over to the cage door. He wraps the chain around the closed door and attaches the padlock to it. He closes the lock shut. Roman runs over to stop him, but it's too late, and the door has been locked out from the outside.

RW: That cheating bastard! He's locking Dirk from getting inside!

JC: And that means easy pickings for Legend since Corbyn and Ataxia are both out of it.

DP: But wait, doesn't that mean he's locking Miranda out as well?

JC: It saves her from being eliminated! And we all know Miranda can destroy Dirk with a snap of her finger. Divine Intervention shows its brilliance once again!

[1:56]

RW: But Legend still needs to lock the other door...and Roman's aware of it!

Sure enough, Roman starts sprinting from one end of the cage to the other. Legend, noticing this, grabs the final padlock and chain and goes after the door. Hayes, now aware of what's going on, exits the ring and joins Legend at the door. Legend wraps the chain around it, and Dirk makes it before the padlock is put on. He kicks away at the door to try and get inside while Legend fumbles with the lock. Whitcomb exits the ring as well and tries to get Legend to stop, but Hayes pushes Whitcomb away from him, realizing that this will increase his chances of winning as well.

DP: C'MON, DIRK! GET IN THERE!

JC: It's not his time yet!

RW: It'll never be his time if Legend gets away with it!

Finally, Legend manages to get the lock on. Johnny looks to Dirk and gives him the finger. Roman kicks away at the door, but it's useless. Whitcomb checks out the lock, but he won't be able to open it without the right key. Legend taps the side of his head and laughs as the fans unify in a "Legend Sucks" chant.

RW: I'm inclined to agree!

[1:01]

Legend gets back into the ring and goes after Ataxia. The Axis member is back up, but soon taken back down with a running knee to the face. Legend lifts Ataxia up and drops him with a backbreaker. He then sits on his back and pulls at the head for a camel clutch submission. Ataxia struggles to break free, but his time spent in the ring fighting off everyone has exhausted him, and he can't muster up enough to escape. Roman, determined to find a way in, runs from one end of the cage to the other, but to no hope. He can only watch as his partner suffers in the ring at the hands of Legend. Legend, bored with attacking Ataxia, pushes him down and gets off him. The fans boo tremendously as Legend soaks in all the "hate" he can get. Hayes, throughout the commotion, never noticed that Corbyn was out on the floor after going through a table. Noticing the aftermath, he goes over to his partner and tries waking him up by slapping him across the face a few times. Corbyn stirs and is slow to move, but shows that he's still alive.

[0:14]

RW: Here it comes, another countdown. It's either Dirk or Miranda.

DP: I really hope it's Dirk, he's practically frothing at the mouth to get in there.

JC: Even if it IS her, how the hell is he going to get inside?

Fans: 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!

"Survivalism" by Nine Inch Nails starts to play, and sure enough, it's finally Dirk Roman's turn.

Robyn: Representing The Axis...DIRK ROMAN!

Dirk goes over to the cage door, but he's not able to get inside. His music fades, and the fans boo as Dirk struggles to get inside. Legend looks over and laughs his ass off at how brilliant the situation is. Hayes helps Corbyn get to his feet before heading into ring #1 with him. Roman looks over at the fallen Ataxia and looks about ready to give up.

JC: Well so much for THAT entrance.

Suddenly, "This is Hardcore" by Pulp starts playing. Dirk looks over at the entrance and her eyes immediately light up with joy.

JC: So can we just say that The Axis admit defeat an--HOLY S**T!

A familiar looking van comes driving through the curtains, and it's occupied by Dawn Lenore Artemisk, HenchWoman, and Nirvana.

RW: It's...it's...

DP: It's the DawnMobile!

JC: They can't bring that thing to the ring! Disqualify them! Disqualify them ALL!

The DawnMobile revs its engines, drives down the ramp as fast as it can, and collides with the side of the cage causing a large hole to be made. Legend and Hayes look on with shock and horror. The car backs up from the wreckage, and Nirvana waves at Dirk to get inside. Roman does so with a smile on his face as he finally enters the ring and the fans go crazy. Legend and Hayes exits their rings while Corbyn, still a bit loopy from the table, looks confused.

RW: I can't believe what we just saw, ladies and gentlemen! The DawnMobile crashed STRAIGHT INTO the cage allowing Dirk access!

JC: NO! NO NO NO! It's NOT FAIR!

As the DawnMobile drives back, Roman goes right after Legend. Johnny circles the ring to try and escape Dirk. Hayes tries to stop him, but Dirk simply clotheslines him down and continues running after Johnny. Legend slides into ring #1 and holds him arms up, begging for forgiveness. Roman enters the ring and stands over him as the fans chant for him like never before.

[3:40]

Roman, not willing to put up with Legend's nonsense anymore, lifts him up by the hair and pummels him with lefts and rights. He whips Legend into a turnbuckle and clotheslines the air out of him. Legend falls forward into Dirk who then lifts Legend up and drops him with a powerslam.

RW: WOW! Where did that come from?!

JC: Somebody stop that freak!

Hayes slides into the ring and goes after Roman, but Dirk is able to stop him with an inverted atomic drop followed by a discus clothesline that knocks him off his feet. He tries to get back up, but Roman catches him from behind and hits a sleeper suplex. Corbyn charges after Dirk, but Roman superkicks Corbyn to the mat. Roman picks up Corbyn and tosses him into Hayes before clotheslining them both over the top and to the floor.

JC: Who IS that guy, and what has he done with Dirk Roman?!

DP: I gotta say, i've never seen Dirk on fire like this before.

Dirk suddenly gets attacked from behind by Legend. Johnny knocks Roman into a corner and attacks the kidney area. He pulls Roman out of the corner and goes for a piledriver, but Dirk fights out of it and back body drops Legend off. Roman turns around, kicks Legend in the gut and drops him with a double arm DDT. He pulls Legend to the center of the ring and stands over his head as the fans keep cheering him on.

JC: I can't look! I can't look!

Roman runs from one side of the ropes to the other, and on the way back drops a magnificent looking elbow onto Legend. Once back up, Roman sticks his hand down his tights and pulls out some glitter. He holds it up for everyone to see, and then covers Legend's chest and face with it. Legend rolls around on the mat spitting glitter out of his mouth while Roman laughs at him.

DP: And Legend receives his comeuppance Axis style!

Roman exits the ring #1 and heads to ring #2 where Ataxia is still trying to recover from. Dirk helps his partner up, and points out all the destruction he caused. Ataxia starts laughing, pats Dirk on the back, and heads out of the ring. Roman joins him as they go after Hayes and Corbyn on the outside.

[1:33]

Dirk grabs Corbyn and whips him into the awaiting arms of Ataxia who plants him with a spinebuster on the ground. Roman then grabs Hayes and punches him towards Ataxia. Ataxia punches Hayes towards Dirk. Dirk to Ataxia, Ataxia to Dirk, Dirk to Ataxia, Ataxia to Dirk, and then...Dirk plants a big ol' kiss on Hayes' lips before shoving him into Ataxia who drops him with a running bulldog. Ataxia and Dirk high five one another and head back into the ring to deal with Legend. Johnny, trying to wipe the glitter off his body, stares like a deer in headlights when he sees Ataxia and Dirk standing before him. He tries to get away, but Ataxia manages to catch him, lifts him up for a back suplex, and Dirk grabs the head to create a back suplex/neckbreaker combination move.

RW: Blood and Glitter are proving just why they're the SFT Tag Team Champions!

JC: For NOW, Randy. This match ain't over by a long shot!

Ataxia and Dirk lift Legend up once again and hit a double suplex. Ataxia grabs hold of Legend's legs and tells Dirk to climb to the top. Roman does so, and on the count of three Ataxia drops his legs on Legend's crotch while Roman hits a top rope leg drop.

[0:27]

Ataxia and Roman try to continue the assault on Legend, but Hayes and Corbyn, now back up, slide into the ring and attack the Tag Champs from behind. They whip them into the ropes and synchronize clotheslines on both wrestlers. Roman gets up as quick as he can, and Hayes beats him to the punch with a belly to back suplex. Corbyn and Ataxia duke it out in the corner while Hayes gets as many punches in as he can on Dirk.

[0:12]

RW: The final countdown is about to start.

DP: And we all know who it is.

JC: Damn right we do!

Fans: 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!

"Remember the Name" by Fort Minor plays as Miranda walks lazily from the curtain down the rampway, not bothering to regard anyone in the audience or much of anything.

Robyn: Representing Divine Intervention...MIRANDA REIZEGER! ELIMINATION RULES NOW APPLY!

Miranda enters the cage through the hole in the wall and steps into the ring. Everyone around her stops to look at her. Miranda stretches her arms and looks at the competition. Satisfied, she tells them all to just bring it.

RW: And with Miranda inside, that means we're down to eliminations. Whichever team lasts the longest wins all the gold!

JC: C'mon, D.I.!

Roman, seeing Miranda at the ready, pushes Hayes aside and tackles her down. Miranda and Dirk trade blows in the ring until they leave the ring at the same time. Once on the outside, Dirk shoves Miranda into the cage wall. Roman goes for a boot to the face, but Miranda dodges it and tosses Dirk face first into the cage as well. She then grabs hold of the bandage and tears it off allowing some blood to flow out. Meanwhile, Corbyn has Ataxia in his arms, and it's not long before he's able to hit Ataxia with a fisherman's DDT. Corbyn turns to Hayes and points down at Legend. Hayes nods in agreement.

RW: Looks like they're going to take care of Legend.

JC: And Miranda's too occupied with Dirk to notice!

Legend starts to wake up, and Hayes looks ready to deliver the final blow. Corbyn watches, his eyes too focused on Legend to notice Hayes now looking at his own partner. Suddenly, Hayes kicks Corbyn in the gut and drops him with a side effect!

JC: WHAT?

RW: Hayes just attacked his own partner! I don't understand!

Hayes quickly climbs to the top rope as the fans boo his actions. Hayes leaps off the top and drops a 450 splash on top of Evan. He goes over to Legend and pushes him down on top of Corbyn for the cover.

Whitcomb: 1...2...3!

The bell sounds as Hayes celebrates with Legend. Legend shakes Hayes' hand and holds it up over his head.

Robyn: Evan Corbyn has been eliminated!

DP: What does this mean?

RW: I think it means that...that Hayes has joined Divine Intervention!

JC: HAHA! I knew there was something about Hayes I liked. Just like Kingston, Hayes knows where the real power lies!

Legend tells Hayes to stay with Ataxia, and he does so. Meanwhile, Legend exits the ring to help Miranda with Dirk. Those two have gone to ring #2, and in there Dirk has Miranda reeling with a dropkick followed by a double knee facebuster. Legend slips in behind Dirk and hits a running knee to the back. Roman falls, and Miranda takes advantage of this by dropping a leg on the back of his head. Miranda and Johnny pick up Roman at the same time. Legend places him between his legs and Miranda looks amused as Legend lifts Dirk up and drops him with a piledriver. Meanwhile, Hayes tosses Ataxia back into the ring and goes after him. He picks Ataxia up and scoop slams him down. He then climbs up to the top rope and signals for another 450 splash. He adjusts himself properly and leaps off the top, but Ataxia manages to roll out of the way in time. Hayes clutches his chest and tries to get up, but Ataxia grabs his arm and applies a magistral cradle pin.

Whitcomb: 1...2...3!

RW: Woah, what!?

JC: C'MON!

DP: I did not expect that.

Robyn: Alexander Hayes has been eliminated!

Ataxia gets up and takes a brief break as Hayes rolls out the ring shocked that he was pinned like that. He kicks and stomps the ground out of anger while Ataxia heads on to ring #2 with the others. Whitcomb makes his way to the ring as well, just in time to count a pin by Legend.

Whitcomb: 1...2...

Dirk kicks out.

RW: Well UVA is out, at least what's left of it, and we're now down to Divine Intervention and The Axis.

Ataxia gets into the ring, but Miranda beats him to it with a Lou Thez press followed by a volley of punches. Ataxia pushes her off and the two get up at the same time only for Ataxia to drive Miranda into a nearby turnbuckle. He's not afraid to get too rough as Ataxia drives an elbow into her head, climbs up on top of her and lands a ten count of punches before biting her nose. Legend stops attacking Dirk to go after Ataxia. He grabs his legs, rests them on his shoulders, and hits an electric chair drop. He covers.

Whitcomb: 1...2...

Dirk breaks the count. Legend gets up and Roman knocks him back with punches of his own. With Johnny staggered, Dirk runs the ropes once again and hits a swinging neckbreaker. Miranda goes over to Dirk, but Roman is able to send her down with a reverse bulldog. He covers her.

Whitcomb: 1...2...

Kick out. Dirk applies a chin lock submission to Miranda, but Reizeger being the freshest is able to get up quickly. After landing a few elbows, Miranda is able to knock Dirk back with a headbutt and follow it up with a mule kick that knocks him out of the ring. Ataxia, seeing an opening, grabs Miranda from behind and rolls her up into a pin.

Whitcomb: 1...2...

Kick out. Miranda tries to beat Ataxia to the punch, but the Axis member wins out and knocks her back down with a clothesline. Legend's now back up, and he grabs Ataxia behind to go for an inverted DVD, but Ataxia scratches his eyes forcing him to let him go. Ataxia Miranda spots Ataxia's blind side, runs the ropes and goes for TCAS, but Ataxia quickly pulls Legend into the line of fire and Miranda knocks Legend out cold. Miranda looks down at Legend, her eyes widened. Ataxia shoves her near the ropes, and Roman is able to grab her by the leg and pull her out of the ring while Ataxia covers Legend.

Whitcomb: 1...2...3!

JC: NO! NO WAY!

Robyn: Johnny Legend has been eliminated!

Ataxia stands up and raises an arm in victory, but Hayes suddenly appears from behind and drops the Side Effect on Ataxia!

RW: What is HE still doing here?!

DP: Are you kidding me?

Miranda spears Roman into the ring apron and heads back into the ring. As Hayes exits the ring to head to the back, she acknowledges his help before covering Ataxia.

Whitcomb: 1...2...3!

DP: Damn it!

Robyn: Ataxia has been eliminated!

RW: Hayes had NO right to be in there, he was already eliminated!

JC: He's proven to be a fine recruit for D.I.

Roman looks on and is finally made aware that he and Miranda are the final two. Dirk slides into the ring and watches as Ataxia rolls to the ground exhausted.

RW: And there they are, the final two. Dirk Roman and Miranda. Only one can win.

JC: I'm holding my breath the rest of the way!

The two competitors eye one another, and then grapple. Dirk with the strength advantage, but Miranda is able to snapmare him down and then hit a dropkick to the back of the neck. Reizeger waits for Dirk to get back up before connecting with a spinning heel kick followed by a neckbreaker. She covers.

Whitcomb: 1...2...

He kicks out. Miranda picks Dirk up by the neck and brings him over to a turnbuckle. She climbs up to the middle rope, grabs his head and goes for a tornado DDT, but Roman is able to shove Miranda off him. Miranda lands on her feet and goes for a clothesline, but Roman ducks, spins around and dropkicks Miranda into the turnbuckle. Dirk winds himself back a few feet, charges and hits a running knee to the face following by a running bulldog. Roman makes a cover and hooks the leg.

Whitcomb: 1...2...thr-

Kick out in time! Roman pulls Miranda over to a nearby turnbuckle and climbs it to the top. He stands perched, jumps off and hits an elbow drop off the top. He collapses on top of Roman for the cover.

Whitcomb: 1...2...thre-

Still no! Roman slowly gets up and stomps his foot as he waits for Miranda to get up.

RW: He nearly has her, this could be the biggest win for The Axis yet!

DP: One last move for all the gold, I can feel it!

JC: Say it ain't so...

Roman waits for Miranda to get fully up. When she does Dirk runs the ropes and hits a running bicycle kick.

RW: That's Miranda' move!

DP: What an ending THIS would be!

Roman falls on top of Miranda and hooks the leg.

Whitcomb: 1...2...thre-

A shoulder up! A shoulder up and Miranda survives. Dirk, not knowing what else he can do, makes his way up to the top rope to try for another elbow. Miranda slowly, very slowly, gets to her feet with the use of the ropes. Roman decides to change tactics and goes for a crossbody off the top, but Reizeger ducks the crossbody and Dirk lands hard. He gets to his feet, turns around and receives TCAS right on the jaw!

JC: She hit it!

Miranda covers Dirk and arches him as far back as possible.

Whitcomb: 1...2...3!

Miranda rolls out of the ring and celebrates as "Remember The Name" plays.

RW: And Miranda Reizeger, somehow, someway, walks away with the win for her team.

JC: YES! YES! THEY DID IT! I TOLD YOU THEY WOULD DO IT, RANDY!

DP: I don't believe it. They were so close. SO close!

Winner: Divine Intervention via Last Team Standing


OUTRO
As Miranda rolls out of the ring, the rest of Divine Intervention, along with Kingston and Hayes, come out to celebrate. As the cage is raised Miranda goes over to the title cases and opens up each one. The other members go over to the cases and tower over them, holding them up for the cameras to see.

RW: This could very well be a dark day for SFT, folks. Divine Intervention have won everything. The Hardcore, The Tag Team, the National, and the World Titles, all go to Divine Intervention.

JC: PARTY AT MY HOUSE! WOOO!

DP: I'm as shocked as you are, Randy. Who's going to be able to stop these guys now?!

RW: I don't know...I honestly don't know.

The cameras focus on all the members of D.I. playing around with the gold while Miranda has a confident smile on her face as the camera fade out.