3/31/2004, 11:26 pm
Doom is sitting in a comedy club known as Lil Jokers located in the Downtown San
Antonio Metro area. The club is smokey and smells a bit wierd. Everyone sits
with a glass of something or other. He guesses being boozed up makes things
funnier.
Doom is sitting at the very back hidden in shadows. He has a glass of water on
his table nothing more nothing less.
A guy up on stage is telling a joke.
"So this guy is walking around, he sees another guy, guy 1 tells guy 2 hey
ill give you 10 bucks if you hit my hand. Guy2 says sure ok. So guy 1 puts his
hand against a tree as guy 2 swings, guy 1 takes his hand away and guy 2 breaks
his arm on the tree. So sometime goes by and guy 2 is pissed and wants to do the
same thing to another guy. So finally the cast comes off and guy 2 finds guy 3
and says "hey i'll give you 50 bucks to hit my arm, guy 3 says hell yeah
ok, but problem theyre in a park and guy 2 cant find a tree or a wall or
anything finally it comes to him so guy 2 puts his hand against his face."
The crowd errupts with laughter.
But Doom doesnt laugh, then the so called comedian says "why did the dead
baby cross the road? Cause he was stapled to the chicken!"
The crowd somewhat laughs but Doom only stands up and walks out.
"Comedians, they are the worst thing in life. Everything is a joke to them
and nothing is scared. Yet each week I get pitted against stupid comedians.
First Muffin Man which has to be the worst gimmick ever. God have mercy on that
creator cuase no one digs that guy. Then the Wigger Alliance, just a step below
the Muffin Man. Now I get the original king of comedy, the king of queens
himself, Mike Zybala. Wow can you tell how excited I am about facing this guy.
I'm reduced to opening Slaughter matches with jokes who arent even funny to
themselves."
Doom is walking down the street to his car.
"Mike how long have you been in SFT? Long enough to see
everyone come and go, and still you're not even a bad afterthought. You try to
be funny but not even stoned out junkies can laugh at your antics. Do you ever
tire of being the butt of everyones joke? Do you ever tire of never being taken
seriously? Do you ever tire of everyone thinking you're just a funny little
jobber guy? I mean I get no respect either so dont get me wrong, but at least
when the time comes I can hold my own with the best. I am the type of guy that I
will rise to the level of my competition. In this case I wont have to rise very
far."
Doom gets to the car and puts in the key. He opens the door and turns back to
the camera.
"You know whats really funny? Its me and Zybala thinking we actually have a
future in SFT. We give our lifes blood and fight the devil himself for this
place and all we get are joke opponents and no ####ing respect at all. And to
top it all off I got a new CEO in charge of Slaughter event. Wonder if he'll be
like all the rest and just overlook me to find bigger and better guys who just
stay around a month then disappear while I stick around always. But do I get a
thank you. No far from it, all I get is dissed on, pissed on and forgotten. ####
it all. Im out."
Doom gets in his car and drives away.
Fade to Black