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[ This
week's episode of Wednesday Night War opens to some strange footage. We
see Hall of Famer Nathan Gust and the same mysterious man from last
week, getting out of a car. Gust looks at a piece of paper and then up
at the building in front of him. He nods his head... ] Mikey Genocide versus TK Money [ TK Money is already in the ring holding a golf club when "Crank That Calvary Boy" hits. TK is so focused on the entryway that he doesn't see Mikey Genocide come from the crowd. ] Phil: TK should probably turn around... [ TK should probably turn around, indeed. Mikey is now in the ring standing behind TK, who is still unaware of his presence. Even when Mikey is shown on the StrikeTron standing behind TK, he doesn't even notice. ] Steve: What a tard... [ Mikey hits the ropes and yells at TK. When he turns around, Mikey quickly hits him with the Genocide Effect! The openin bell rings just as Mikey covers TK... ] Phil: 1... 2... 3! [ The bell rings again! ] Steve: That had to be the quickest match in SFT history! WINNER: Mikey Genocide via pinfall! [ Segment ]
[ The
scnee goes back to the strange footage of Nathan Gust and the mystery
man. Gust is ruffling through some things in what looks to be a storage
room. ] Mikheil Jarvis* versus Rayn Phil: There's the champ himself... Mikheil Jarvis. Steve: How has he fallend to the United States Title after being World Heavyweight Champion? Phil: That's how things work here in SFT, Steve. [ The lights around the arena all go off along with the SFT-tron fading to darkness. After a few moments of nothing, the green and white strobe lights begin to go off around the entrance underneath the SFT-tron as three green searchlights start to circle around the arena. ] some kind of evidence
some kind of reason why can't i find a way to begin my life [ Rayn walks out from the entrance, standing right above the green and white strobes going off around the entrance as the rest of the arena stays dark except for the green search lights. He looks downwards for a moment, before looking up towards the ring. ] somewhere in this dying day
if i can only find a way for my escape i find it hard to concentrate with all my past mistakes to begin my life [ A spotlight shines down on him as he starts to walk down the ramp way. He gets to the ring, before pausing for a moment looking around the arena. He then walks over to the stairs and steps up them slowly, before walking across the ring apron and coming to the turnbuckle. He climbs up to the second, then raises his right arm up above his head for a moment. He lowers his arm before droping down to the apron, and climbing into the ring between the ropes. ] [ Rayn walks across the ring, to the opposite turnbuckle. He steps up on the second rope, looking out at the crowd as he raises his right arm into the air again. He holds this pose for a moment, before lowering his arm and hoping down off the ropes. ] Steve: That is one... long... entrance... [ Mikheil Jarvis starts off by tackling Rayn to the mat. He begins slamming his head off the mat viciously and the ref makes a four count, not quite making it to five. Jarvis gets up quickly and backs the ref into the corner and yells at him. Jarvis then turns back to Rayn and hits a slingshot suplex. The United States Champ then runs to the ropes and comes off with a cannonball splash, followed by a pin. ] Phil: 1... 2.. 3! Steve: No, idiot. He kicked out. Phil: Oops, sorry. [ Jarvis picks Rayn back up and throws him to the corner. Jarvis follows up with a body splash. Rayn comes bouncing out of the corner and Jarvis nails a tilt-a-whirl Russian leg sweet. Jarvis slowly climbs to the top and looks for a shooting star press. Rayn rolls towards the corner and out of harms way, but Jarvis lands on his feet. He picks Rayn back up and hits a belly to back suplex. Jarvis then goes out to the apron and uses the ropes to for a springboard shooting star press. ] Steve: There's the cover! 1... 2... NO! Phil: Rayn got his hand on the rope. Very smart idea. [ Jarvis gets up looking angry and argues with the ref. Rayn crawls up behind him and hits a low blow. Rayn then gets in a quick right hand to the champ's jaw, knocking him to the mat. Rayn scoops Jarvis up and hits a powerslam. Rayn runs off the ropes and hits a flipping leg drop, then goes for the cover. ] Steve: 1... 2... NO! Phil: Jarvis kicked out. Steve: I saw that. [ Rayn quickly picks Jarvis back up and yells to the crowd. He grabs Jarvis for a reverse DDT, but then hoists him up in the air and delivers a reverse brainbuster! Instead of going for the cover, Rayn climbs to the top and flies off with the Spiral Tap! ] Phil: This has to be over. Steve: 1... 2... WHAT?! Phil: He kicked out! Steve: But how? [ The fans uproar as Jarvis gets to his feet along with Rayn. The two start slugging each other pretty viciously. Rayn gets the upper hand when he hoists Jarvis up and delivers a cradle shock. Before he can lock on the triangle choke, Jarvis instinctly kicks Rayn in the face. Rayn gets up and turns around, holding his face. Jarvis staggers to his feet. Jarvis charges at Rayn and hits a swinging reverse STO, then goes for the cover! ] Phil: 1... 2.. 3! Steve: That came out of nowhere! [ The bell sounds and the referee raises Mikheil Jarvis' hand, then hands him the United States Championship. ] WINNER: Mikheil Jarvis via pinfall! [ Segment ]
[ We head to the backstage area where a recently signed tag team is standing with Chimpo the Chimp. ] Chimpo the Chimp: Let me get this straight. You are Mike Rotch... and you are Mike Hunt? Mike Hunt: No, I'm Mike Hunt. He's Mike Rotch. Mike Rotch: Yeah. We are here to tell you that we heard about the big Tag Team Titles match next week. Mike Hunt: Yeah, that. Nirvana and Kevin Victory versus Myris and Radiant. Chimpo the Chimp: Blood Money is in that, too. Mike Rotch: I don't like them. Chimpo the Chimp: Why not? Mike Hunt: TK Money groped Mike Rotch. Chimpo the Chimp: Hah. No way. Mike Hunt: Way. Mike Rotch: Yeah... well... Twilight sniffed Mike Hunt. Chimpo the Chimp: That's hilarious. Mike Hunt: No, it's not. Chimpo the Chimp: No, I mean your names. Mike Rotch: I don't get it. What's wrong wrong with Mike Rotch? Chimpo the Chimp: Crabs. Mike Hunt: And what's stinks about Mike Hunt? Chimpo the Chimp: Fish. [ Chimpo the Chimp can't stop laughing as we go to the ringside area... ] Phil: Seriously? Steve: I guess... Twilight* versus Mike Zybala Phil: Mike is always a crowd favorite and tonight he gets a shot at the IC title. [ Basketcase by Greenday hits as he slowly walks to the ring and sits in his corner till its time to get up for the match. Twilight and Mike are both standing face to face as the bell rings. Mike starts it off with a quick forearm and then a sit down powerbomb. He tries a pin, but only gets a two count. ] Phil: No way Twilight will lose that easily. [ Mike with a swan dive off the top rope but Twilight rolls out of the way as Mike lands hard on the mat. ] Steve: Ouchie. [ Twilight with an elbow drop and then a guillotine leg drop he tries a pin, but only gets a one count. Mike gets up quickly and nails Twilight with a rake to the eyes then a headbutt, Twilight wabbles as Mike spears him as the ring shakes he covers... ] Phil: 1... 2... Steve: No! Kickout! Phil: That almost got him! We almost had a new IC Champ. [ Mike tries a figure four leg lock and locks it in, Twilight right in the rmiddle of the ring with no way to get to the ropes. ] Steve: Where's TK? He should of showed up by now. [ Twilight is in a lot of pain, as Mike continues to apply pressure. Twilight is asked if he wants to give up but keeps saying no. ] Phil: He can only hold out for so long, I think its a matter of time. [ Twilight begins to try and swing his body back and forth trying to switch it back on Zybala. After several attempts he does it and Mike is forced to break the leg lock. ] Steve: Wow, that was impressive, not many get out of that manuever. [ Mike gets up and wastes no time nailing Twilight with a fist then grabs him and executes a vertabreaker. He covers... ] Phil: 1... 2... Steve: No! Kickout! Phil: Amazing, simply amazing at the punishment that Twilight is enduring. [ Twilight kicks Zybala in the face as he was advancing and the ref gets knocked out. TK comes running to the ringside and Mike doesn't see him. TK hits Mike with a golf club knocking him out. Twilight slowly crawls to Mike and rolls him over and covers him. TK shakes the ref awake and runs away. The ref on his belly counts... ] Steve: 1... 2... 3! WINNER: Twilight via pinfall! [ Closing ]
Phil: Damn Zybala got screwed by Blood Money.
Steve: Yeah and Twilight has a date with Megan the Monster come Breakdown. Phil: Speaking of Megan, there she is! [ Megan the Monster is indeed standing on the stage smiling. ] Steve: She's smiling now... but will she be when Blood Money pulls their little pranks on her Sunday? Phil: Meh... [ The show goes off the air... or does it? No, it doesn't really. The scene goes to a farm just outside of the city where we see an all black Crown Victoria pull up to a barn. Out of it come Nathan Gust and his mystery friend with the vase of ashes. ] Nathan Gust: This is the part of this mission that really bothers me. I don't think it's right, but I have to make a statement. Oh, shit. The camera is on. Uhh... fuck... I... uhh... [ He pushes the camera so it is on the mystery man while he thinks of something. ] Nathan Gust: Okay. So here we are just outside of the city, as you can see. We are here to finally put to rest Gary Mac's daughter. Finally, this story will get some closure. [ They walk behind the barn to an open field. Nathan spots something a few feet away and walks towards it. The camera pans down on what he is pointing at... ] Nathan Gust: Do you see that? It's Gary Mac. No, not physically him. It is a pile of shit. Get it? I'm calling Gary Mac a pile of shit for what he did. His daughter is dead... because of him. And now... her ashes will meet their final resting place on top of this pile of shit... because of him. [ The mystery man hands him the vase and he empties it out onto the pile of horse manure. They are silent for a moment... and then... ] Mystery Man: That's just fucked up, kid. [ The show goes off the air... for real this time... ] a
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